perhin (perhin) wrote in perhin_fics, @ 2008-04-23 12:28:00 |
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Current mood: | silly |
Not Annoying Enough
Title:Not Annoying Enough
Rating:G
Pairing:Light Ron/Hermione
Summary:The trio finds that they have been written about.
Written for superhobbitlad!
Hermione: Look at this!
[She puts a book down on the chess table that Harry and Ron were playing on]
Ron:Even if I'm your boyfriend it doesn't mean you can slam books on my chess pieces!
Hermione:This is more important! Look at the book!
[Harry and Ron look at the book before them. It has a boy on a broom trying to catch a snitch and boy looks a lot like Harry
Harry: Is-is that me on the cover on that book?!
Hermione: Yes, it's you on the book! It's called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! It's American version of the Philosopher's Stone. And there muggle books all about us and Hogwarts and-and me and there's a whole series about it! Us! About us!
Ron: WHAT?!
Harry: A whole series?
Hermione: Not a whole series. The muggles are still waiting for the seventh book to come out.
Ron: It's like I'm living in a nightmare!
Hermione: Not only that, people write stories about us based on these books called fanfiction!
[Harry's eyes widened. Ron opened and closed his mouth.]
Harry: MORE people write about me?!
Ron: Besides my sister's diary?
Hermione: Yes! And they write about me, Ron, the staff-
Ron: -Forget about the staff!
Hermione:-Sirius,your parents, MY parents, everyone we know! It's insane!
Harry: Do you have any more of the books with you?
[Hermione shook her head and ran to the girl's dormitories. Harry picked up the book laying on the chess table.]
Harry: J.K.Rowling.
Ron: What?
Harry: J. K. Rowling. That's who wrote this book.
[Hermione comes running down the stairs with the rest of the books and placed them on the floor.]
Hermione: Here are the rest. I've read them all, and I hate them.
Ron: YOU hating a BOOK?!
Harry: I hate them. I want to know how this J. K. person got the information.
Ron: I just want know how Hermione hates a book.
Hermione:Well, you would hate them,too....Won-won. YES, 'won-won' is in the books.
Ron: Which one is it?
Hermione: That one.
[Ron opens the book and starts ripping pages out and throwing them into the fireplace. Harry sees this and joins in. Hermione shrugs and opens a book.]
Hermione:I might as well. They didn't portray Lavender as annoying as she is.