perhin (perhin) wrote in perhin_fics, @ 2008-04-23 11:07:00 |
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Current mood: | loltastic |
Entry tags: | frodo/sam, gifts, humor, lord of the rings, merry/pippin, rated pg-13, slash |
Not In My Bed!
Title:Not In My Bed!
Rating:PG-13
Summary:Frodo is forced to let his cousins share his bed with him and Sam.
Pairings:Frodo/Sam Merry/Pippin
For Dani!
Frodo and Sam had just gotten to bed. It was winter and Frodo's two closest cousin's, Merry and Pippin, were spending the week, and they had had a wonderful evening of drinking and merriment, pun intended.
Sam had just wrapped his arms around Frodo's waist and was about to kiss him good-night, when a knock came to the door.
"What do they want now?!" Frodo whispered loudly. Sam shrugged. Frodo shuffled to the door and opened it. There stood Merry and Pippin.
"Our room is cold," Pippin said bluntly.
"Then light a fire,"Frodo said. He wanted to go to sleep.
This time Merry replied. "We did. It's still cold."
"We know your room is warmer," said Pippin. "The fire isn't helping. Even with the extra blankets."
Frodo and Sam both raised their brows. They both knew even for a cold winter night, it was pretty warm in BagEnd. But before Frodo could say anything, his cousins were in the room. Pippin had placed himself in front of the fire and Merry hopped on the bed. This convinced the others that it must be cold in their room, but still they wanted their privacy.
"I suppose you can sleep with us," Frodo said. "The bed is big enough. But I will be next to Sam."
Merry nodded sleepily. He looked at Sam. "Where did you get that nightshirt? It looks comfortable." It fit him perfectly and was mad of a nice linen. Sam blushed.
"It's what I wear if I spend the night with Frodo, Merry. It was a present." It had always been a rule to call each other by first names in privet at BagEnd, Frodo had said years ago. Everyone had liked the idea, and it stuck. But in public, it was back to Mr. Frodo.
Merry threw the covers back and stuck his feet under them. Frodo went around and got in next to Sam. Pippin was almost asleep next to the fireplace, and had to be told to come to bed. Once everyone was in the bed, arms went around waists and kisses were made. Many kisses.
Pippin had decided it would be a grand time to kiss Merry good-night...for more that a few minutes. Frodo and Sam had done the same other times, but the Merry and Pippin were in their bed, kissing in their bed!
And then Sam grinned at Frodo. Frodo looked at him. Sam placed Frodo's "free" hand with his on....
"MERRY GET OFF OF MY SAM!" Frood shouted.
"PIPPIN WAS DOING IT TO ME, SO I DID IT TURN!"
"NO ORGIES IN MY BED UNLESS I SAY SO!"
"I CAN'T HELP IT IF SAM IS ATTRACTIVE!"
"So, now a Brandybuck fancies me," Sam said with thought. He looked at Merry, who winked at him.
"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!" This time Pippin was in on the yelling.
Merry kissed Pippin quickly. "I do, love, but I do love a threesome, or in this case a foursome."
"NOT IN MY BED!" Frodo's face was red. He didn't mind his cousins in his bed. He didn't mind them kissing. But he did mind them fondling his lover.
"Fine, fine....I won't touch Sam again...unless he says so."
"WHAT!" Frodo looked like he would jump on Merry any moment and Pippin was just google-eyed at the comment, probably wondering if this would lead to a foursome.
"Like I would! Frodo is mine, and I'm his!"Sam stated.
"NO FOURSOMES IN MY BED, PIPPIN! I SEE YOU TWO WHISPERING!"
"I always wanted one with my cousins and my cousin's gardener! It's interesting!" Pippin said. He looked hopefully at Frodo.
"If we were to have one, right now, it would be out in the garden, cold as ice, no clothes, where all could see, even if the windows were open next door!" Frodo said.
Merry smiled. "Then why are we in here?" He grabbed Pippin's hand and ran out of the room.
Sam shrugged and jumped out of bed. "We might as well follow them,Frodo."
"I suppose you're right, Sam. I did say no foursomes in my bed."