Pax Letale

You awake?

[Ring!]

I'm not sure about this party deal... Not much of a social creature. I have a trunk of unused costumes bought over the years from chickening out. Some of them are from the third grade and utterly useless. I should just not go.

( Dark House - Sylvia Plath )

I hate Tom Brady and the Patriots and Boston.

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Hey hey - you going to the game? Say yes and ride with me/give me a ride? :D

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So, we're kind of sucking ass right now, but hey, if anyone wants to see the Chargers' home game this weekend let me know and I can get you a discount on tickets. Consider it moral support, huh?

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Yeah, Billy, Adam, ignore the discount part, replace with free because it blows that I haven't seen you since I moved in. We'll grab food after or something, maybe? Just, you know, if you're not busy and you don't mind seeing us play like shit.

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Hey, I'm starting to get the hang of these filters on the forum. Cool. We're also home on Halloween, if you hadn't looked at your schedule yet. Any way I could crash whatever your plans are? Because I really don't want to sit at home like a loser on Halloween.

Boredom doesn't sit well with me. I'm starting to go stir-crazy. I need to shoot something. Legally would be better.

Anyone for paintball?


**EDIT: Looks like a building party to me. Let's meet around 5:30 PM on Friday at [insert outdoor paintball venue and corresponding address here]. SHOW NO MERCY.

P.S. I'm feeling generous, so if anyone wants to meet afterward at Bottoms Up Tavern around 8PM, I'll buy the first round. That goes double for the paintball fiends.

Hey, sis, guess you saw we blew chunks today. Coach is going to run us to death. Any way you could fake some kind of family emergency so I can have a freaking day off? Seriously, though, I'll try to at least make it back into the city for lunch this week. I'm tired of this season already. Oh, and my mattress is still on the floor.

Been a couple of days & it still looks like everything's back to normal. Guess I got whatever it was out of my system. How are you?

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Please make sure that the "GIRL SAVAGELY BEATEN IN PARK" story is run in tomorrow's paper. I want it in all the papers, and turned into a report on the 6:00 news. I want to include the quotes from the police and from witnesses who heard the screaming. We're inspiring panic and disgust with the assailant here and this is just the beginning of his descent into his own personal hell, courtesy of me.

Thanks, doll! Are you settling into Pax Letale alright?

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He beat her into a coma. Who beats their sister into a coma?

Oh, right. David's kid. Would love to see how many galleries are actually willing to showcase his art after this.

I hope he rots in jail. And then kills himself so he can rot in Hell instead. He'll be begging for death after I'm through with him

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I apologize for not getting back in touch sooner, it's been quite hectic as you can imagine. But I really would love to extricate myself from my office and converse with my neighbor. How do you feel about crepes?

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You've been suspiciously quiet lately.

Hi, neighbors. Nice to meet you. I'm the newest reason for all the banging around in the halls. I'm Tyler Nash - yes, that Tyler Nash, for you football fans out there. It won't break my heart if you cheer for another team, though I might have to go cry in my pillow like an emo kid for a while. Anyway, I'm not going to be around much until the season's over, since my coach is an evil bastard who doesn't believe in days off and I'm commuting when I'm not tired enough that I just crash with a teammate. Introduce yourself if you see me around, though, but I'm gonna warn you that I suck with names. And hey, if anyone wants Chargers tickets, I can get you a discount. I kind of have an in.

[The text takes entirely too long to compose. Adam types and deletes perhaps ten messages before deciding on something short, sweet, and entirely inadequate given the circumstances.]

Busy? Need you to come over. idk what's going on. Door's open.