Re: 308
God, what's up with all the animosity? I thought you'd be happy. It's a surprise, bro. Learn to enjoy things. And if this is all that it takes to give you a heart attack maybe I should drag you to the gym. Show you how to use the arm machines. Maybe get you into water aerobics.
Also, kuku thinks she'll just drag me down. All this crap about my being "young" and needing to "live life." I've been to every continent, I think I'm ok on that front and she just doesn't want to accept she's getting old and needs help every once in awhile.
And damn right I'm on your floor. We can have sleepovers and do each other's hair. :D