Well.. I'm sure there are some elves who are beautiful, but there are those who are unattractive too. Like my grandfather. He's always scowling.
Well, I'm not an elf. You see, the way it works when an elf and a human have a child is that the child is always human. I believe the same is the case if a human and a dwarf were to have a child.
You're quite the flatterer. I do hope some day I meet a man who thinks that way.