PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

The computers here are so slow! How do you survive?!

Cetus Lapetus! Mom, Dad! I told you I was sorry about what happened to Commander Plank's office! I honestly thought those blips were just a game, how was I supposed to know it would send all his furniture into space? There should have been a warning or something! You'd think a space station door would be locked or something!

But that's no reason for you two to go completely nuclear and send me to earth in the middle of the night! This is all a little bad-movie-mode-major! Sending me to earth, without even a good-bye or any luggage! You could have at least send Aunt Judy to pick me up!

And what is with the ancient computers? You could have at least let me have my zap pad. I mean I actually had to ask for help on how to turn this gigantic thing on! And none of the cars hover here?! Did you send me to Amish-ville or what?!