PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Are you o Are you up for some ice cream?

And thank you. For my Christmas present. It's It really meant a lot to me. I'm not sure there are even words to say just how much.

Entirely overreacting here, but I want to throw something at Faith for talking about Willow to Kennedy like that.

Talk me down, ladies. Talk. Me. Down.

Right, Now that we're past the big day and all that I'd like to know what comprises AI right now. Who's on the team, what they do, who wants to be on the team and what they can offer. Who lives in the hotel?

I'm still new at all this with this many people and this seems the best way.

[Spike]

Are you actually ever gonna take this seriously and discuss what we need to do, or do I get to do all the legwork. There might not be conveniant heroic necklaces to wear next time there's a threat

I'm fine
Morgana and Cas came to...
Buffy I know you...
Sam...
Dammit

Can I get the witches to maybe meet me at the magic shop during the week. Lets talk this idea out between us see if we can't make it work?

I keep telling myself this place is better than the darkness.

I'm still not sure it is.

Still here? Captain my Captain

Medic. Band-aids. Chocolate.

Apparently things are becoming more solid.

Kennedy begged for doughnuts.

Then I ended up buying more than I should have. So there's a variety box in the kitchen. First come first serve.

Morgana...

as in, LeFay. As in Arthurian Morgana. Most badass witch in the history of witches Morgana

This must be fangirling. Its weird.

[Filtered to the LA Witches but from Morgana (for now lol)]

So...I understand if there's no way in, well, hell. You'd want to consider this with me in charge or me even taking point on it.

But we've got a lot of very potant magical ability floating around right now. It seems a waste not to consider some kind of coven. We could help each other, balance each other.

I think it could do us all a lot of good, could balance me a lot more which can't be a bad thing can it.

So, I really did just spend the last two weeks drunk and making poitin didn't I.

It wasn't the worst way I could have been altered, even if I do have a headache. I don't get headaches.

MARRIED!

BOY!!! HOUSE, WEDDING PHOTOS. MARRIED!!! TO A BOY!!!

Lilah. Your ass is mine. And not in the fun way.

You seemed suprised when I talked about my husband, and now Ben, he's saying stuff about me maybe not being myself. And you were nice to me over it, didn't push me or anything so I guess it sort of means I trust you on this.

....Do you what he's talking about?

I've found Faith. I'm bringing her back to the hotel.

She doesn't know who she is.

[ooc: Updated through his phone, backdated to the 20th.]

You know, I thought a vampire getting her own reality TV show and people getting all fannish over vampires was insane. Now, I'm pretty sure that almost seems normal.

LA, you are a special, special place.

Fred brought up a really good point guys, I think we need to meet. Actually, no, I KNOW we need to meet.

My shop can be used as a meeting place, that way we also have access to all the supplies.

If you can see this, you're not on the list of those affected by what the Senior Partners pulled off. I could be wrong on a few names here and there but we've got some people still unaccounted for. If I'm missing anyone, I'll add them to the filter.

Ben brought up a really good point. Even though we don't know what has been done to these people to mess up their memories, we can still try and get through to them. It might not work but it would give us a reason to stick close to the affected, keep an eye on them and make sure no harm comes to them until we can reverse it.

This is just a suggestion but I'm thinking maybe the magic types can pow wow and see what you all can come up with? I know, big and powerful Senior Partners, but every little bit would help. Then we could have some people try and locate those that are still MIA? And of course, others trying to help the memory addled to remember correctly. ETA: Buffy also brought up a good point. Go easy with the information! We don't want any broken brains!

I'm all open to any suggestions, ideas, plans, something. I know some of us don't get along but if we want things back to normal, the more we work together on this, the better.

[ooc: People in the C category can see this as well :)]

Is there a reason why none of my employees showed up today, I've heard you Muggles have something called 'senior skip day,' but none of them are elderly. What do elderly people skip out on anyways?

Attention Slayers. I want your roll call. Now. Please tell me you're here, and also not acting crazy.

[Xander]
Please tell me you're you, and fine. Please?

[EDIT: Filtered, Xander, Fred, Jacen, Tenel Ka, Cathy]
Apparently we can blame Wolfram and Hart. What else is new.

Cathy if you learn anything new, could you share?

Um...
Okay so you and me have something in common
You're the reason she was so possessive of...
So you're the Tara.
Dammit Ken...

Hi.

Smooth

( I should probably be doing school work? )

Ooh, a meme, these are always fun!

( Thank you, Claire! )

Things you need to know:

-The 'scary movie' franchise gets more lame over the years. Don't watch them.
-So does the Dance Movies.
-Make sure you stick together, you're stronger that way.
-Buy all the Michael Jackson CDs you can.
-Don't argue over stupid things like who's in charge, who's the best, and who's top dog. Just don't.
-Kanye West is a douche bag. Boycott him now.

It was nice meeting the past yous. Take care.

Cathy, I will be at your house soon in the future looking for cookies. Lindsey, I will still be expecting an explanation for withholding stories from me. We're going to talk.

Mom, be social. Dad, that bartender with the stupid tattoo on his hand owes you money. About twenty bucks right now, but it will be more in the future, fire him now. Faith, you're awesome. Enough said.

I'll have you all know that I have no intention of ever turning into a deal-making, friend betraying, bastard of a man who I hate with the fury of a thousand suns and wish to do nothing more than drop into the belly of a boiling volcano from hell on a Saturday afternoon. Why Saturday afternoon? Because that is the best moment of the best day of every week ever and it would very much be the most inconvenient time to die. Around five.

I believe I said I was tired of being 'ported against my will to random places.

Whoever did this, you better damn well hope you have an entire army protecting you. Though that might not be enough.

Frigging Russia.

FREAKING RUSSIA?

Now where the HELL is my boyfriend?

You all need to leave this city while you still can.

Don't make me tell you again.

[Filtered to baddies.]
Who do I talk to about taking down a couple Slayers? Even some of their stronger friends?

I don't want them dead. Only out long enough for me to transport them outta here.

I think you'll find it to be an appealing thing on all your parts. Good guys out of your hair, an inside man willing to make it work. You can keep L.A. The city is gonna burn anyway It's quite the opportunity.

Is this the right um message board? I hope it is. There was this nice woman that told me that I could find information here or at the Welcome Center, I thought it might be easier and best to introduce myself on this first.

Hi, everyone. I'm Tara. Tara Maclay and I'm new here. In case you ... maybe you might have missed that I'm not really good with these things. Introducing myself, not that I'm bad at it or anything, I just Using message boards. So .. just, hi.

I look forward to getting to know all of you.

Words can not express how much that sucked.

Okay...this is going to sound a little weird, but I promise I'm not crazy. Um...did the afterlife get renovated or something? Because otherwise I'm not dead...and I'm kind of sure I was.