PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Would you rather be

A) raped by a monkey.
B) the last person on earth with your eleventh grade english teacher who is of the opposite sex, about ninety years old, and spits when they talk with no other choice than having to do it with them in order to restore humanity.
or
C) married to a demon that slimes all over the place on everything, everyone, and...yeah.

AND THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS, PEOPLE. NONE. STOP MAKING UP ALTERNATE ANSWERS BECAUSE THE ONES THAT ARE THERE SCARE YOU.

Are there any X-Men, X-Force, New Mutants, X-Statix, X-Factor or Excalibur members out there? I'm feeling pretty lost, confused, drunk and .... in need of a friendly face.


Time Bomb/Boom Boom/Boomer/Meltdown.... christ I have too many names.

I'm bored, so I present you all with a few pleasant moments of reading.

- During an hours swim at a public pool you will ingest 1/12 liters of urine.
- An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
- In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept.
- If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
- Modern teenagers are better behaved than their counterparts of 20 years ago, showing "less problematic behavior" involving sex, drugs and drink. (We win! We’re better. Deal with it.)
- The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. (Think about that next time you're shoving a Hershey bar down your throat.)

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the human mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

( See what you just did! )