PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

What would you define as the meaning of life.

42 is not an acceptable answer.

( A belated 'Welcome to the Weird Ass Universe' gift. )

Lemme know if you like it.

Well hello there you fabulous wacky universe you.

My name is Shawn Spencer, your brand spankin' new psychic detective! And with my new fangled partner Croggy Honeydewskin, we are opening up a detective agency for your case-solving needs!

Bring us your poor, your sick, your cheated on boyfriends and girlfriends! If it needs solving? We'll get it there!

Contact: Appleton Investigations [phone number and address here]

As much I loathe dismissing the topic of the “villain of the week” in this forum, I must post about another subject because my curiosity has taken the best of me.

What was your occupation before your residence in Los Angeles? You can answer truthfully or outrageously lie about it. Certainly, none of us shall ever know the difference between facts and fiction.

Okay, so I don't admit to being the most amazing driver alive...but even I couldn't get this lost. The last right turn was in Santa Barbara, and now it says L.A. I'm just confused. Gus must have switched up the maps to get me back for....wait. I didn't do anything to be gotten backsies yet! If this is some kind of trick, I think it needs to stop now because I'm seriously confused.