PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Can anyone tell me, the best place to buy quality weapons. And by quailty I mean blasters, not guns.

Although I have a feeling getting blasters here won't be possible and guns are very primitive, still - does not hurt to ask.

Can anyone help me? I'm not sure where I am at the moment or what I'm even doing typing on this box. It's ridiculous that anyone would see it.

Will? Jack? Anyone.

This is silly...

What is wrong with Luke? I saw his post and was instantly worried (I did not post as I did not think it would be proper).

Is it this Exar Kun character? Is it really him?

I want you to know I'll do whatever I can to help, if you need it.

I am Uncle Bob. This eclipse is not natural. It was not scheduled to happen at this time.. the cosmic arrangement should not be like this. Therefore, it would be more probably that it is an unnatural cause.

How pathetic. There's nothing wrong with a little darkness.

I hacked this world's pathetic excuse for a space program's network and got into their satellite systems. There's nothing wrong with this star, the "sun." The star's functioning fine. And there's nothing obstructing the light path from the star to this planet - not another planet, a ship, a moon, or even an asteroid.

Someone care to explain how this is plausible? science has failed me