PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I highly disapprove of the way this state's governor--and this country's president, for that matter--is handling the numerous crisis situations occurring in this city. It seems History lied about the effectiveness of the United States' government, for they are doing a poor job thus far.

disappointing

So, um...while we're in the theme of polling those on this board...who all here is technically royalty? Just out of curiosity.

This rain makes me want to write angsty poetry.

The hippogriff was sad
Because his Mum and Dad
Had gone to the fair
Without a care
For his unwashed hair
And so he glared
And went to the fair
To demand that the ticket bloke
Washed his hair
But not even the minimum waged ticked bloke
Would wash his hair
So he gave up and jumped off a bridge
And killed himself
Even though in reality he could have just gone
And bought himself some shampoo

Wow. That's legendary. I'm going to hang it on my wall.

I did not think that I would be back so soon, thank you, wretched swine.

I'd sing that raindrops song, but I feel that's a tad bit inappropriate, given the mood of this place. Though, if I see Steve Carell and Morgan Freeman float by on a huge freakin' boat? I'm totally checking myself into a psycho ward to get my sanity tested. this is getting seriously retarded

This...this isn't right.

This city is in far too great of condition to possibly even be Los Angeles, despite the darkness and the rain. A good portion of the city was decimated during the Eve Wars and was never reconstructed, due to the intensity of earthquakes increasing with each year... Frankly, I'm surprised the area hasn't already toppled off into the Pacific Ocean.

All of that aside...how in the world did I get here? I don't recall coming to California, let alone the North American continent. I wasn't even on the planet. I was on L4 for a conference...