PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Filtered to Ben, but Peter can also read/reply

Lesson number 6. Clean up duty sucks. Grab your hoodie and lets go.

Dec. 30th, 2008

theyoungerone

What do people do for fun around here that doesn't involve alcohol, superpowers, or turning into eight year olds?

[Filtered to Peter Parker]
Hey, dad?

Tags: ben parker, jade chan, may parker, peter parker

raheta

I always wanted to see the ball drop in New York on New Year's Eve. Don't know why I didn't. I grew up kind of close to the city, so it doesn't make much sense. ~~How come we never went, Dad?~~ But it doesn't matter so long as I'm here, right?

Sam, still up for having that party? I mean, get-together?

Tags: heather mason, jack landors, jo harvelle, may parker, sam winchester

Dec. 29th, 2008

notjustageek

[Filtered to the Hyperion]

I fully intend on buying a new toaster. A better one than before. Honest!

~~And figure out what I built with the old one.~~

Tags: fred burkle, may parker

Dec. 26th, 2008

I've been away from the internet the past little while. But I saw someone.

Benjy? Where are you hiding? You're a teenager. That's terrifying.

Dec. 16th, 2008

talbotb

Filtered to the Hyperion

Judging from some of the looks I've been getting as I've walked around in the past few days, I'm going to guess that the lot of you have most likely heard my name before. Probably not in the best of contexts. That's fair. It is; I might not have a criminal record, but I am a thief, and it's something I'm very comfortable with admitting. I was also working as Lilah Morgan's assistant at Wolfram and Hart until last Saturday. I'll admit to that as well. However, my employment there has been terminated-- a fact which a few of Lilah's ever so charming employees were more than happy to remind me of when I dropped by my flat yesterday to pick up my cat, among other things.

That said, I know there are quite a few of you here who must not trust me. I'll answer whatever questions you may have of me. If I had fingerprints or a criminal record, I'd invite you to run those through a search. Unfortunately, I have neither, so questions and answers are the only things I can offer you at this time.

Honestly, I'm not going to bite.

Tags: bela talbot, claire bennet, claire bennet (future), faith lehane, may parker

Dec. 9th, 2008

ex_bamfing295

Nein. I was just..

How did I get here?

Tags: envy, jean grey, kurt wagner, may parker, rogue

Filtered to her Dad

~~I don't know why I deci~~
~~I almost lost my lu~~
~~I miss mom~~
~~Gah~~

Hey, Dad?

Dec. 4th, 2008

raheta

I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged.

I'M ENGAGED!

Tags: father vincent, heather mason, henry townshend, jo harvelle, lana lang (lexmas), mack hartford, may parker, oliver queen, peter petrelli (future), sam winchester

Dec. 2nd, 2008

ex_spideysen651

I read a Spider-Man comic today.

It was weird.

Tags: felicia hardy, lana lang (lexmas), may parker, peter parker

Nov. 29th, 2008

nopoweroverme

filtered against baddies;

It's very possible that my brain has mostly melted at this point. I also can't get 'Bring On The Men' out of the space that a brain used to occupy. These two things combined mean it's karaoke time.

Who's in? I'm leaving in a hour.

[ooc: have an earworm, with bonus eye candy, which has several Para PBs]

Tags: cathy mcdonald (née hyatt), claire bennet, claire bennet (future), fred burkle, may parker, sarah petrelli (née williams)

Nov. 26th, 2008

no_savior

multiple filters

( Caleb )

( Glory )

( Hyperion )

Tags: aang, anakin solo, caleb, claire bennet (future), faith lehane, fred burkle, glory, lavender brown, may parker, peter petrelli (future)

Nov. 22nd, 2008

Oh my god.

OH MY GOD!

Tags: cathy mcdonald (née hyatt), mary jane watson, may parker, peter parker, sarah petrelli (née williams)

Nov. 19th, 2008

Filtered against Baddies

Sarah and Peter got engaged after my parents, and they've already got the invitations out.

Mom, Dad, you're slacking. Don't make me break out my not impressed voice. I will start organizing this thing myself if I have to.

[Filtered to Nathan Petrelli]
Hi, sorry, I don't mean to bother you, but I was sort of hoping you could help me?

I was supposed to start at either Yale or Cornell very soon in my world, but that's not going to work here, obviously.

I have all my transcripts, and applications done and stuff, but they're not for this world. I was thinking maybe I could take some courses at UCLA...I just need to make transcripts look legit. for this world. Are you able to help me? I swear the grades are real.
[/Private]

Tags: may parker, nathan petrelli, peter parker, peter petrelli (future), sarah petrelli (née williams)

ex_cordychas618

Filtered to Hyperion Residents and Affiliates - Including Buffy and Spike

Okay. So until I'm told by someone who has actually faced her that it isn't her, I think the psychotic blond that just posted to the message boards is actually Glory. And for those who don't know, Glory is a God.

No, I'm not kidding. She's an actual God.

So yes. As of right now, until I get word otherwise, no one is to approach her. At all. I don't care what she says, threatens, or anything else, do not go rushing off to fight her. You. Will. Die.

And now that the general warning is out of the way, Buffy, Spike, Xander, Giles, or anyone else who faced her that I'm forgetting about that might be here:

Now would be a great time for some Glory 101 lessons. Like, ASAP.

Tags: buffy summers, claire bennet (future), cordelia chase, faith lehane, gabriel gray, kara zor-el, may parker, sarah petrelli (née williams), spike, xander harris

You know. You'd think I'd be use to this kind of thing by now. Appearing, disappearing, reappearing. Someone should just give me a teleporting machine, and then I could at least hop from place to place when I really need it. This is just getting annoying.

Hello, Los Angeles, we meet again. ~~I bet this never happened to Uncle Phil so much~~ Can I go back now? You're making me late for my interview at ~~Yale~~ school. Dad will kill me if I miss that.

Uhh...Mom? Dad?

Nov. 5th, 2008

I know someone told me that pregnancies go by a little faster here, but I have to wonder if it's normal to feel like I'm as big as a house already. ...I'm exaggerating, but I'm still huge. I think, anyway. I don't know.

Tags: ginny potter, mary jane watson, may parker, peter parker

Nov. 4th, 2008

ex_spideysen651

Filtered against baddies.

There's a massive gang fight going on downtown. Could use some backup.

Oct. 29th, 2008

[Filtered to Mary Jane's friends/family/important people in her life]

So! Some of you know me, some of you don't. I'm May Parker, and Mary Jane is going to be giving birth to me in a few months. That being said, I want to throw her a baby shower. ...this is slightly odd, considering I am the baby, but I wanted to make sure it got done. If anyone wants to be involved in helping me with this, it would be appreciated. I've never actually done this before.

I wanted to start organizing things. It's going to be a Surprise, I don't want her to know about it. The problem is, I don't know most of you, and so I wanted to see who would be coming, before picking a date.

Also, if you don't know what to get her. Please, please, ask me. I'm am an expert on this baby. ~~And for the love of God, nothing frilly or lacey~~

I sort of figured the Hyperion would be the best place for it. It's safe, she already lives here, and I'm hoping those in charge will give us the OK to throw this. I want to have it within the next month, but only if that's going to work for her friends. I know she'll want you all there, even if you just show up to spend the afternoon with her. She, and I, would really appreciate it.

Tags: may parker

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Oct. 26th, 2008

I was making a list of things we'll need for the baby, and...let's just say it's a very, very long list.

Tags: harry osborn, mary jane watson, may parker, peter parker

Oct. 24th, 2008

been_better

I’m really, really bored. My boredom? It’s beyond normal, everyday boredom. Killing vampires? Is boring. I want a new car. I want a dog.

[Filtered to Peter Parker]
Pete, what are you doing?

Tags: alex russo, harry osborn, mary jane watson, may parker, peter parker, sharpay evans

This poor baby.

Tags: harry osborn, mary jane watson, may parker, peter parker

Oct. 21st, 2008

thexandman

Filtered against baddies.

What in the frilly heck is going on?!

Tags: bart allen, buffy summers, father vincent, lois lane (comic), may parker, xander harris, z delgado

its_the_hate

I miss Gwen, the one who was here before. I hate this city. It could have at least waited for the baby. It could have at least left me the baby. I wanted her and I wanted him too. I wanted the baby.

And some idiot threw fire at me the other day. We’re going to kill him. If you're lucky, we'll leave him at your window, Spider. We haven't left you a proper present in some time. We still hate you.

Tags: eddie brock, felicia hardy, gwen stacy, may parker

Oct. 19th, 2008

I'm making a wedding-planning party checklist. Help me out?

Tags: cassie chan, harry osborn, mary jane watson, may parker, peter parker

Oct. 18th, 2008

just_impulse

Filtered from bad guys

So, anyone know what the red thing running around the city is? Shoots webs? Has sharp teeth? Likes to try to destroy children in buses? Ring any bells? It kinda makes a guy curious when you ruin someone's fun and don't even get a name out of them.

Tags: bart allen, may parker

Oct. 17th, 2008

I was asked for an autograph the other day.

Tags: cathy mcdonald (née hyatt), mack hartford, mary jane watson, may parker, peter parker

Oct. 15th, 2008

ex_gwendy66

Blood and screams, there's nothing as sweet.

My night would have been better if someone hadn't been playing hero! Who needs a school bus full of kids anyways?

[ooc: anyone, feel free to claim the hero role so long as your character is capable to handle Carnage :) ]

Tags: bart allen, eddie brock, felicia hardy, gwen stacy, harry osborn, jack landors, mary jane watson, may parker

Oct. 14th, 2008

...it's a good thing I decided to learn how use this thing outside on the roof. If anyone at the Hyperion heard a funny cracking/bang/weird noise. Nothings the matter!

Everything is fine Harry, I promise.

And no, my lovely parents, I will not surrender it. You can come with me if you want to though, Dad.

Oct. 12th, 2008

thexandman

Hello. My name is Xander, King of the Confused.

Tags: buffy summers, dawn summers, faith lehane, kira ford, lana lang (lexmas), may parker, xander harris

ex_waterbend910

filtered agains the bad guys

I've either just had the strangest dream of my life, or I... died.

Peter? Cordelia? Anyone who might be able to explain what's going on?

Tags: casey, katara, may parker

Oct. 11th, 2008

Eveyone's really alive again?

Cathy? And Monica, what about Aaron?

Tags: gwen stacy, mary jane watson, may parker

Oct. 9th, 2008

Filtered against baddies

I absolutely hate not being able to use my powers, they're back now. Wall climbing, I have missed you. I'm so sick of my bed, I'm never sleeping in again...or at least not for a week.

[Mary Jane]
How are you holding up?

Oct. 7th, 2008

thebigbad

Filtered to Hyperion.

We've got work to do, kiddies.

Scarface gave me a fun little mission. Need a spot of help with it. Who's in?

Tags: buffy summers, may parker, spike

Oct. 6th, 2008

Does anyone know where Cathy is? I tried calling her and she won't answer. ~~Please don't tell me she~~

Tags: mary jane watson, may parker, peter parker, peter petrelli (future)

Oct. 4th, 2008

ex_spideysen651

Filtered to May.

How are you feeling?

This has to stop.