PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Filtered against baddies
Too many of us are disappearing. I don't like it. You guys be careful. If you need anything, let me know.

Claire, Mary, Ben and Faith
That goes doubly for you. I'm worried about you guys. Keep me posted and DON'T go anywhere without checking in with someone.

Claire and Ben
That goes triple for you. I want to go with you any time you go out. I'm not losing anyone else here, goddamn it.

[ooc: posted shortly after this
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You know what? Sometimes I think this city sucks. There's good parts, like weddings. That was really cool. But this business of bringing people in and then sending them back.. what the Hell. Is anyone safe. I keep trying to call someone. But it won't work. That's what's really sucking now. Oh yeah, and almost getting jumped outside a store by some testosterone heavy jock. That was a close one too. I went to high school, yeah? But never really had any problems. This guy kinda took the cake. He was like the ones in Odessa but ten times more jerky. Must be the tropical weather.

I'm fine, don't worry. There was a bit of handling. But then some guy came to my aid. That was a surprise. Had some mental thing going on, made the guy get away from me and go home. Knew things about him just by staring for a while. I'm wondering if he's special like those ones I met back home. Like my sis, West, Elle, or Peter Probably a good thing he was getting something the same time I was. Though he sure had a lot to talk about afterward. He even fixed the light so I could cross the street. I still don't understand, with all I heard. Why would a bad guy help me

Also wondering, anybody ever see that old show Greatest American Hero? Main guy was also on Perry Mason TV films. Blond teacher in red tights, got a suit from aliens, but lost the manual? So he can use power and fly, but his landings suck. And his partner is a Fed. What would you all think if he showed up here? I bet it would be funny. And hey, they came out with that "hero" song. You know.. looking for one, needs to be strong, fast.. something. I forget. I like it better than "Walking on air", though. Dude, seriously. Learn how to land.

[SBC!Claire]
Claire? Claire?? I hope you can see this. I guess you can, if you're still here. Please tell me you're still here. I hope I'm not interrupting a honeymoon or anything. I'm just worried. I can't reach ABC. I thought of trying to call Nathan, but I don't really know him well, never really met him in person. Unless you count the news, with rounding up all the I was hoping to see him sometime, though.

Just wanted to also tell you that I'm okay. Nothing broken or any of that crap, just got held and shoved a little before the other guy made it quit. Actually it was his idea to let you and others know I'm ok, but I'd have done it anyway

So let's take a poll:

Who thinks the whole separate beds/not seeing the bride before your wedding is a joke?

Especially if you've already seen e--

For perspective, we do already more or less live together in two different houses.


Pick one
a) It's a stupid stupid tradition
b) Dean's right. End of story
c) Wedding traditions are for dorks
d) Claire might maybe possibly have a point


Added 30 minutes later
Damned evil technology. Just write one in, I don't know how to make the little poll bubbles. Where is my genius brother when you need him?

Ugh my head. Don't even think coffee will touch this headache. Still nobodies made instant hangover cure, why? I way m>
gotta get this out of my head
can't happen again

Okay.. hey, my name is Lyle. Claire's brother. Umm, I got a quick question here. Which one of you is very, very fast? Is it Bart? Clark? I might have imagined it. I still don't know for sure. Maybe I was. Or maybe something did really save me from an oncoming car. When I was bad, I think one of you saved me from it. I think it was someone on your team. And the blur was dark, so ya might have been wearing black clothes at the time. Just want to know who to thank. If it really happened.

Waking at six in the morning has never been so wonderful. Are we all back yet?

Jacen, I love you for rescuing me. Cathy, I love you for putting up with me. Everyone else, I love you too.

Paige. I am so sorry. So sorry. Let me make this up to you. Please.

That is seriously messed up! What the Hell?! This is.. actually, I don't know how many times my memories were screwed with, but I do know this wasn't the only time. Any chance that the law firm has a mute black guy in a suit working for them? Just curious. This was bad. Very bad and.. I don't know, it's just terrible. Feels very shitty. SBC and ABC, please tell me you're normal again and not still crazy or evil like we all were here

Damn. My God, what.. I could have.. I almost.. really hurt someone or worse. I was gonna have Claire someone find a guy for me just so I can put him in the hospital for almost running me over. I almost did it. Was close. I still have those.. those memories. All those bad ones. Every one. I have memories which Dad was not part of, like a blank slate, and yet I also remember him from back home at the same time. Goddammit, my head hurts now Also? I have some pot, a few bootlegged DVDs, and a few others things I really should not have.

And.. oh dammit. Damn. It. I.. no, not again, not now. I have this splitting headache. A very big migraine, like pressure on all sides. I'm heavy. And dizzy too, like I'm spinning on the ocean and can't stop. Did I mention how much my head hurts? Geez, just how much did I have to drink?? And to everyone who talked to me.. I.. err.. I don't know if "sorry" cuts it here. I was very rude and annoying, even hurtful. I wish there was some way to take back everything that happened during this time. And I definitely want to kick some W&H ass. Not alone, obviously. But I'd like to be there when it happens.

So, I really did just spend the last two weeks drunk and making poitin didn't I.

It wasn't the worst way I could have been altered, even if I do have a headache. I don't get headaches.

If he's not a watcher.. Is this who I'm supposed to be? Am..are we..Kennedy and me. Are
we married? What is this? I don't understand..don't know if I want to if we aren't actually Hes always been a watcher.

So...apparently I'm not who I think I am and there's some sort of weird amnesia thing going on.

Hi, I'm Clary, and apparently they focused on the wrong generations when the Star Wars movies were made.

Now that is just annoying.

So going schizo in the office...really. Its been done.

Still thats not exactly the way we do things around here Eve. You should know better

I feel all weird. Like...I don't know, like its not right.

[Filtered to Ben]

...Am I...normally good? I mean...in that video...if thats me, I looked sad, Like...really, but I had people all around and some of it was nice. I remember... I think...

[Filtered to Sandy, Lilah and Mitchell]

I'm perfectly fine. I'm just bored and need a hobby for the next few hours. The kid actually thinks Sandy and I are his family along with some looser off TV. Lets see how gullible he really is

[ooc: No she does not remember :( She is bored and a bitch and Ben has angered her lol. Am fully aware am going to hell for meanness to Ben]

( TWO VIDEOS AND A BUNCH OF PICTURES (that is technically all just text. :P )

[ooc: Posted in the early a.m. of IC!Tuesday the 21st. Videos and images would ICly be behind a "cut"/content collapse in case an IC reason to easily avoid these is desired.]

Why does that kid know so much about
Me, get with a Nast? No way.
How do you get stabbed and not be affected?

I just caught one of my witch-minions trying to steal from me. There might have been a fight. Now, the real question is, what do I do with her? Creative suggestions, anyone?

Broke another...

Took hooours and hours, but they were well spent. This one actually used the phrase 'I'll do anything" so we tested it. She wouldn't.

Then I had to punish her for lying. I missed her tongue later.

Mitchell, fun, as ever

Okay.. what the Hell?? No, seriously. They still have losers that are allowed to drive in this city? What, do they just give out free licenses now? Goddammit. That stupid, SUV whore, that extremely overpaid, gas guzzling motherfu I guess they don't have turn signals on cars anymore. Or even look to see if someone is right there. Damn! Fucking idiots.

..... okay, I'm okay. I'm fine. I didn't get hit. But I could have been! Just a split second, just one tiny, tiny inch and I'd have been.. roadkill. Could have. But wasn't. Alright, so here's what happened. It was a red light. I was about to cross, then that piss-ant moron came around the corner at like 50 mph, nearly got me if I hadn't jumped back in time. I swear, if I ever saw them in public, if I ever do, I'm gonna But no worries. It's all good! Really. Because I got the license plate. And I have a computer.. and know a few friends with computers. Who can access the DMV. Ohh.. dude.. you are SO busted. You just wait. You deserve to die very painfully. Three times. Run and hide, you sonofab

Must be the week where this city turns into a bad sitcom.

Look at you all running around after your little lost sheep. It would be cute if it wasn't so pathetic.

What if some of them are gone further away than you can find. What'll you do then?

[ early a.m. 8th ]

We're back now. Yeah, it's earlier than I said, but we couldn't stay away. :)

[ FAITH & ABC ]

Ten days to go, so Dresses Or Else is totally a priority, but they just need to be black with silver, so it doesn't have to be one trip if you guys don't want, and since it's not even the 10th, we don't need to go until then.

Now that Cathy's back, Dean and I are going to head out. We should be back by the evening of the 10th, and we'll have our phones in case we're needed provided you can reach us. I guess Sarah can come get us and bring us back if it's an emergency?

Be good, you guys, and try not to get kidnapped and whatever else.

[ CASTIEL ]

If - or when - we fall off your radar, don't freak out, okay?

I'm bored.. so here we go.

( Fun, fun memes )

There's still a city out there and less people on patrols with the heroes off being heroic and to the rescue so I'll be helping with that tonight. Covering Faith's if..

Was gonna say if there were no objections, but honestly, I don't care if there are. I'm covering her route.

Anyone up for coming with and making sure the non evil demons don't think I'm trying to get them killed again?

... Huh. How about that? So we're back to this again. Here. This city. Crazy, crazy, crazy city. Could be a dream, though. Maybe I out to pinch myself. Yeah, I better do that. Just to make sure.

Harder. Yeah. Ouch, dammit! Umm, nope. Still here. It's funny. I'd begun to think this was just a dream I had after trying some chronic. Just one problem. I've never been high in my life. So, I guess I'm really here. Again. Yes.. again. My name is Lyle Bennet. I like soccer, karate. And girls. Oh, and action movies with Norris, Seagal, and Van Damme.

Dad? "Uncle" Peter? Claire, Sandra? ABC and.. err.. 123? Uh, NBC? Help me out here, I seem to have forgot a few things. Oh! But I do remember different hair colors. And how much you think your favorite brother is the best, and how you got golden and diamond shrines with my name on it. Well okay, that last part was made up



[ooc: he forgot about adding Sylar to that filter, lol]

Do people really have to get on the computer when they're drunk?

You know whats so different from home?

So few here have manners. Or any kind of civillity. Still we all must adapt.

So.. umm.. this is probably a weird question. Or maybe not, since the city is weird and, well.. you know. Shut up, Lyle, just get on with it I'm just curious. Maybe a bit freaked, only not so much. Those pits. The ones that some people have taken a swim in. Are you gonna do it?

I kinda wish Jackie Chan was here. I bet I could teach him a thing or two.

What's it like, being a muggle? Is it boring?

I think I'd like to learn how to cook.

[Filtered against baddies]

Wow. Okay, so maybe turning on the computer wasn't a good idea. I was busy for a while reading comics and studying books on Krav Maga. I thought it would just be the basic "Oh crap, how did I get here?? This isn't Wyoming!" type of board stuff. But maybe there's isn't much of that because of that new welcoming center building.

But.. I'd like to say something. It's wrong to kill. Bad guys do it. Some people do worse than kill like Sylar and clearly, a jail cell won't really do much good. And something needs to be done. But it's not lame if there's another way besides killing. There's usually another way. Not always, but most of the time. Though we'd be better off if Sylar croaked. Or if someone kicked his ass real bad.

For the psychos, though? The ones that kill and maim every day? Well, you know, the government kills too, though it's not a crime. There's this thing called capital punishment. Ya know, like executions? The chair, hanging, injection, etc. Unfortunately, I hear that the cops around here aren't really good at a whole lot. So it's up to others. As for me... I'm staying right here. It sucks too, I was planning on going to the park. But maybe that can wait for later when it's more safe.

[ooc: backdated to the evening of 17th, sometime after this.]

Sam and Dean, give me one good reason I shouldn't drop you into the Bog kick both your asses.

[ooc: backdated to noon yesterday, before this]

Claire? Are you still at the store? How about future-you? Okay, look. Present Claire, I thought you'd be back by now.. unless you saw some deals and you got a load of goodies to bring back. Future Claire, I was hoping to talk to you. About.. umm, stuff. Maybe hang out. Or learn about what the future holds in our world back home.

Maybe I'm just paranoid. I know girls take longer than guys with some things. Like shopping, picking movies, or getting ready in the bathroom. Maybe they're both a little occupied and forgot to come back right away. Maybe they're having fun. Then again, this city is crazy, lots of weird stuff. I shouldn't really worry, they're indestructible.. but I can't help it.

I don't know. I guess I can try calling they're phones again. Or maybe I'll just go back in the lobby and wait for my sister(s) until she comes back in the doors. But if anyone sees her out there, could you do her normal brother a favor and let me know? Please? Thank you. Much appreciated. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go back to my PS2 magazines. Gotta do something while I wait, after all

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Looking for a hot date?

Claire Bennet is a hot, single brunette who needs to have a good night out in LA. If you're interested you should call [Dean's cell phone number here] or reply to this post. Only single males with good taste in music, cars, no history of violent crimes or drug abuse, no mental issues, no children or crazy exes, and a clean health record will be considered. Additional details apply.

NOTE: This message is deleted about an hour after it goes up, when Noah finally talks some sense into Dean.

WE'RE NOT KILLING ANY VIRGINS, GUYS.

I know I was leaning toward it before, but that was a year ago and we were DESPERATE and TRAPPED, this isn't even close to
You're all over
Man.
I hate people.

Who in LA's a virgin?.

Just for refrence.

Where the hell...

I know theres weirdass things in the world but come on. It looks like I'm in LA but that makes absolutely no sense? All I found out so far is that its far too easy to get attacked in this city and that this board seems to be the go to place for confusion

My name is Claire Bennet. Now can someone please tell me just what the hell is going on?

Has anyone seen the younger Claire? She isn't in her room, and I haven't been able to find her in any of the communal rooms of the hotel.

Okay, so since apparently there seems to be some sort of breakdown in communication here, I think it's time that everyone realizes something.

If you are a member of this team, if you are staying in this hotel, then you are expected to be a member of this team. This means no rushing off, half-cocked, to handle anything on your own. This also means listening to those who know what they're talking about and actually following their advice.

For those of you who have a problem working as a team and listening to those who have been doing this for a very long time and therefore know what they're doing in the first place?

The door is in the lobby. I'll help you carry your things out myself.

So, now that we're all on the same page about that, let's try this again.

NO ONE, I do not care WHO YOU ARE, is to go anywhere near Caleb. In fact, if anyone even so much as catches what might pass as a glimpse of the guy, you are to run away as fast as is humanly possible.

We're going to get him, guys. We are. But if you run off on your own on this, there's no guarantee that we're going to be able to save you. In fact, there's a good chance we won't.

( May contain spoilers for season three of Heroes )