PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

What in the name of crushing black holes was that? It wasn't Exar Kun and it wasn't my grandfather, but it wasn't far off, either...

This can't be good.

I've just been shopping for music. To keep my mind off things. I bought a John Lennon CD because everyone says he's brilliant so I just had to. He was brilliant. It's rather wow. Has anybody ever told you that you have great music?

It's strange, getting used to fingers again.. The world has changed so much. The human not Molly or Schmendrick that helped me says that it's the year two-thousand-and-five. As I understand it, that means that I was brought into a year seven-hundred years in the future. I'm so scared--- am I the only one left again?

I don't know what to do. The human--she said her name is Mary--said that it would help me get my thoughts together if I tried this contraption, but it really isn't. It's just making me feel more lost. I think she thinks I'm crazy; I told her that I'm not supposed to be a human woman.

I want my forest and my body back. I'd just gotten used to being in it again.

I'm rather pleased with pairing off "scandalous" and "handle us," but the meter requires a third rhymed line, and "Candlemas" just won't do...

Oh, wow, okay. When I woke up this morning I totally had no idea I'd be in LA! It's really not where I was headed but hey.. Free travel! Oh yeah! You know that I should actually be a little freaked out by this.. but you know what? I haven't sensed seen a single bad ghost evil teacher who is out to destroy my education around here since I've gotten here. This might just be a vacation. If only LA didn't look like Vlad threw up all over it. Seriously, who'd want to vacation here?

blasted computer. the inventions here baffle me.

This is positively absurd! I do not understand the state of this...nation. How can a body function without a leader that was born into the position? How can you trust someone who did not grow up in the heart of the lands, immersed in the proper documentation and surrounded by those who govern, to ensure a country's safety? I hear this is supposedly the grandest, most powerful nation on Earth. Oh, how much the New World has changed...in my time, it was only barely discovered - a vast, savage place filled with heathens who hoarded their undeserving riches.

And what is this House of Windsor? Who is this Queen Elizabeth II? Since when did a woman hold the right to rule England suo jure? This makes no sense. England - at least my England - would never expect a female to rule. More importantly, what happened to my Dynasty? Why isn't there a Tudor sitting upon the English throne?

i failed. i didn't produce a legitimate male heir.