PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Ah, crap. Just when you thought things couldn't get worse.

Y'know this is just perfect. First everyone goes and gets themselves captured by the Fire Nation and now I'm stuck in some psycho land with these metallic monsters that have delusions of being Earth Kingdom tanks and people with pink hair. Pink hair. That's not natural! Pink is not a hair color. It's a feather color and last time I checked, feathers were a no-go with humans. Not even airbenders have feathers.

The only plus side to this crazy place is hot dogs. I don't know what their made out of and I don't care. They're meat, they're tasty, and they weren't made by Haru. That, in turn, makes them so awesome.

Oh, and this computer thing? Is like...magic or something. This chick sitting next to me claims it's a machine, but machines do not have moving pictures or clicky things named after one half of an animal. Not buying it.

I just realized I hate this computer thing. It's made out of...I don't even know what it's made of. Once I figured that I wouldn't be able to use it on my own I had to...convince someone to teach me. According to them I have to use a program to make the computer speak to me so I know what's written. So complicated.

Hey Twinkletoes, I hope you missed me.

Hey! Zuko. You need to teach me Firebending. I mean, I did okay against that last thing at the zoo with just the other three elements, but if it hadn't been some kind of fire-creature.. um. Well. It's just good that it wasn't.

I really hate this place. It's so polluted. I don't think I'll ever get used to it.

I'm not even bothering to hide Appa anymore, really. People stop in the zoo and feed him all the time. No one's seen me yet, but it's kind of funny that everyone just sort of takes Appa for granted. I guess Flying Bisons aren't that weird here.

Aang! I saw you on the news earlier tonight! They showed some footage a helicopter snagged of you squaring off against that lava monster. Didn't get me or Luke in the shot, but still very cool seeing you on TV, even if you were described as "unknown young male" by the anchors.

Force, how can anyone breathe here? It's worse than Coruscants slums district here! So much pollution. Uhg. This planet is going to rot away.

dammit solo, where are you? come and get me off of this rock!

...this isn't funny anymore. Wait, it never was.

Okay, I'm really bad at this and am lucky I got this far without breaking the computer. But, that's not really the point. Yes, I have a point. It's just jumbled in this mess of typing. Which I'm bad at. ....alright, so I'm bad at a few things. One thing I'm good at, however, is investigating. As many of you know, this city went through...well, a lot, to put it mildly, in recent months and there are still threats wandering the city.

So please, if you are currently under attack, being threatened, or feel unsafe...do not hesitate to contact my team? company. Angel Investigations is here to lend a hand when no one else will. We help the helpless.

I sense that there are others with...power here. Not just us jedi Force-users.