PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Who's up for a little word association?

Starting with...Elvis.

Ohhh, what the fuck, man? You've gotta be fucking kidding me. The Joker? The damn Batman? I even heard fucking Superman is around here.

Man, what the hell is this crazy ass place?


[ooc: Yes, Adam's going off on a tangent. He's not canon-puncturable, but he's kind of puncturing here. So if your kid is a non like he is, just ignore him. :p]

So, I noticed that there have been some new arrivals. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Damien Thorn. I am the CEO of Thorn Industries. And in my spare time, I donate food to the homeless shelters in the city.

If anyone needs a job, we're still hiring. There are plenty of positions available. Secretary, guard duty, assembly line, anything. Feel free to set up an appointment and I'll see if we can hire you on the spot. Ohh, and it pays well too.

What is this place??

And I think I bumped my head on the way in... Kinda hurts! Owwie.

Dude... WHAT THE FUCK?

I was at a fucking kegger, went upstairs to take a leak, and suddenly, I find myself pissing on a wall in a damn alley. In fucking LA. How the hell did I get here, and where's the nearest bus station? I've gotta get back to the frathouse, man. I was chatting up this really hot and awesome chick. Can't leave her hangin.