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Dean Winchester ([info]lovemesomepie) wrote in [info]paragraffiti,
@ 2008-10-26 12:04:00

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Entry tags:claire bennet (future), dean winchester, heather mason, jessica moore, kira ford, lana lang (lexmas), lindsey mcdonald, nick jonas, sam winchester

Seriously, Sam, WHAT THE HELL!?! Stop making your gay music play on my cell phone, stop ordering gay midget strippers in my name and stop writing things on my forehead in sharpie. Most of all, stop messing with the beer. You're NEVER going to win this one, and making me kick some midget's ass, or hearing me curse loudly enough to wake the neighbors when my lips pucker because of the beer isn't going to save you. On the bright side, when I was walking out to the truck today everyone was checking out my ass. Several people even whistled and gave me a thumbs up. Yup...I've still got it. Bet that never happens to you, college boy.

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[info]raheta
2008-10-26 12:11 pm UTC (link)
So he went with my idea! ...What?

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Heather
[info]lovemesomepie
2008-10-26 12:19 pm UTC (link)
Your idiot boyfriend tried to get revenge but it was just sad. Ready to join the winning team?

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Dean.
[info]raheta
2008-10-26 12:20 pm UTC (link)
I really shouldn't, but I have to ask what you're planning to do.

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Heather
[info]lovemesomepie
2008-10-26 12:22 pm UTC (link)
I can't tell the enemy. Are you with me or against me? Come on, you know it's only fair since Sam has my girlfriend on his side.

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Dean. - [info]raheta, 2008-10-26 12:23 pm UTC
Re: Dean. - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 12:24 pm UTC
Dean. - [info]raheta, 2008-10-26 12:25 pm UTC
Heather - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 12:27 pm UTC
Dean. - [info]raheta, 2008-10-26 12:31 pm UTC
Re: Dean. - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 12:33 pm UTC
Dean. - [info]raheta, 2008-10-26 12:37 pm UTC
Re: Dean. - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 12:43 pm UTC
Dean. - [info]raheta, 2008-10-26 12:46 pm UTC
Re: Dean. - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 12:52 pm UTC
Dean. - [info]raheta, 2008-10-26 01:03 pm UTC
Heather - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 01:09 pm UTC
Dean. - [info]raheta, 2008-10-26 02:27 pm UTC

[info]dontcallmebitch
2008-10-26 12:16 pm UTC (link)
I honestly don't think I've ever been this amused.

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[info]lovemesomepie
2008-10-26 12:19 pm UTC (link)
Did you put him up to this? Because I've got to say, these pranks are very disappointing.

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[info]dontcallmebitch
2008-10-26 12:23 pm UTC (link)
Oh come on Dean. My pranks would never be so juvinille. Besides it looks like Sam has enough help already. People seem to enjoy pranking you. I think its your reactions.

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(no subject) - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 12:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dontcallmebitch, 2008-10-26 12:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 12:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dontcallmebitch, 2008-10-26 12:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 12:45 pm UTC
Dean - [info]dontcallmebitch, 2008-10-26 12:50 pm UTC
ruby - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 01:06 pm UTC
Dean - [info]dontcallmebitch, 2008-10-26 01:11 pm UTC
Re: Dean - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 01:21 pm UTC
Dean - [info]dontcallmebitch, 2008-10-26 01:36 pm UTC
Re: Dean - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 01:58 pm UTC
Re: Dean - [info]dontcallmebitch, 2008-10-26 02:03 pm UTC
Re: Dean - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 02:14 pm UTC
Re: Dean - [info]dontcallmebitch, 2008-10-26 02:19 pm UTC
Re: Dean - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 02:22 pm UTC
Re: Dean - [info]dontcallmebitch, 2008-10-26 02:40 pm UTC
Dean
[info]morallydamaged
2008-10-26 12:45 pm UTC (link)
It's a sin to mess with a man's beer.

So playing devil's advocate, you could run an ad in the local newspapers advertising odd and exotic porn for sale with your brother's phone number listed as the contact.

Just a suggestion.

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Lindsey
[info]lovemesomepie
2008-10-26 12:48 pm UTC (link)
I know! Who puts sour stuff in a man's BEER? And they got all of the ones in the minifridge so I had to go get more.

You are my new hero. That's a great idea.

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Dean
[info]morallydamaged
2008-10-26 12:58 pm UTC (link)
Someone who has no appreciation for good beer.

It works like a charm from previous experience. Just one condition and it's that you didn't hear it from me.

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Lindsey - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 01:08 pm UTC

[info]yourecold
2008-10-26 12:57 pm UTC (link)
Man, I hate pranks when they're on me.

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[info]lovemesomepie
2008-10-26 01:07 pm UTC (link)
Me too. I'd stay away from Sam if I were you, it's about to get really messy around here.

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Pranked guy.
[info]yourecold
2008-10-26 01:09 pm UTC (link)
...I don't know you, but can I help? I was supposed to get my brother back a while ago but things are pretty tense around here right now between us sometimes so now isn't the right time. You kinda got me in the mood for pranking.

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Awesome kid - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 01:10 pm UTC
Pranked guy. - [info]yourecold, 2008-10-26 01:15 pm UTC
Nick - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 01:18 pm UTC

[info]justjessica
2008-10-26 12:58 pm UTC (link)
Gay midget strippers?

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[info]lovemesomepie
2008-10-26 01:06 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, Sammy's a real winner.

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[info]justjessica
2008-10-26 01:31 pm UTC (link)
Oh he will be, this is just the start.

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(no subject) - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 01:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]justjessica, 2008-10-26 02:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lovemesomepie, 2008-10-26 02:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]justjessica, 2008-10-26 03:47 pm UTC

[info]demonblood
2008-10-26 02:19 pm UTC (link)
That's probably because you went commando again.

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Re: Dean
[info]lovemesomepie
2008-10-26 02:21 pm UTC (link)
No, probably because I'm God's gift to straight women everywhere.

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[info]demonblood
2008-10-26 02:22 pm UTC (link)
Right. I'm sure that those were all woman cheering you on.

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Sam - [info]patientlykira, 2008-10-26 04:18 pm UTC
Kira. - [info]demonblood, 2008-10-26 04:23 pm UTC
Sam - [info]patientlykira, 2008-10-26 04:26 pm UTC
Sam.
[info]raheta
2008-10-26 02:28 pm UTC (link)
So you took my idea. Good job.

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Heather.
[info]demonblood
2008-10-26 02:33 pm UTC (link)
It was a good one.

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Sam. - [info]raheta, 2008-10-26 04:13 pm UTC
Heather. - [info]demonblood, 2008-10-26 04:23 pm UTC

[info]decembervision
2008-10-26 03:55 pm UTC (link)
It sounds to me like you're outnumbered. There's no way Sam came up with all of that on his own.

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[info]patientlykira
2008-10-26 04:14 pm UTC (link)
OH. MY. GOD. Really?

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[Dean]
[info]regenerating
2008-10-26 04:16 pm UTC (link)
Oh, nice. Sounds like it's time to up the stakes

But first, buy a pair of pants. Or I'll bring you a pair. I really don't want to see what people have been 'checking out'.

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[info]lucien_lacroix
2008-10-26 10:16 pm UTC (link)
Gay midget stripper….three words I never thought I would say….alright that been a long time since I laughed like that

Me without a camera

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