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Sirius Black (fleasaremurder) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2008-09-14 20:38:00

Entry tags:

bellatrix black, james potter, lily (evans) potter, lily potter, merope gaunt, peter pettigrew, regulus black, ron weasley, sarah petrelli (née williams), sirius black

Fiddle dee dee, said Scarlett. Fiddle dee dee indeed.

So, where ARE you all, my adoring fans?

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	thricedefied 2008-09-14 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Merlin, it's Sirius Black! Be still my heart! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fleasaremurder 2008-09-14 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	I can hear you laughing in the other room, Lil. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thricedefied 2008-09-14 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't me. It's James! He's laughing in fear that I'll swoon and then you'll steal me away from him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrprongs 2008-09-15 12:07 am UTC (link)
	Laughing in fear? And there's no danger of Sirius stealing you away. You couldn't abide fleas any better when we were in Hogwarts than you can now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thricedefied 2008-09-15 12:14 am UTC (link)
	I think you have the fleas confused with yourself, love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrprongs 2008-09-15 12:18 am UTC (link)
	What? He's the mutt in this situation. I'm not a canine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thricedefied 2008-09-15 12:22 am UTC (link)
	I didn't say you were a dog, I said you were confused. We were discussing something I couldn't abide at Hogwarts and as I happen to remember, that was once James Potter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrprongs 2008-09-15 12:23 am UTC (link)
	But I won you over in the end. I don't remember you warming up to fleas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thricedefied 2008-09-15 12:27 am UTC (link)
	No one warms up to fleas, you nit. Their hosts are a different matter, which brings me back to my original state of swooning and fanning myself over the presence of that charming, handsome bloke, Sirius Black. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fleasaremurder 2008-09-15 12:28 am UTC (link)
	I'll catch you, my lady fair! Swoon into mine arms, and I'll rummage up another motorcycle to carry you off upon! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrprongs 2008-09-15 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Touch her, you mutt, and I'll use my Animagus form to destroy you. Besides, if I remember right you bet that motorcycle to me once and lost. Pay up, I have a gorgeous redhead to sweep off her feet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fleasaremurder 2008-09-15 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Ha! No stag is going to beat this mutt. It was a shoddy bet. You hexed that Muggle into dropping those things he was tossing about, and I do recall saying no cheating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrprongs 2008-09-15 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Not bloody likely! Padfoot's going DOOWN! And I think your memory's a bit addled. I don't remember doing anything that could be considered cheating, just standing there innocently while you cried over the loss of your bike. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fleasaremurder 2008-09-15 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Nah. Padfoot's heading to the kitchen, where the fair and radiant Lily has baked him some bread. Got that? Bread. For me. Standing there innocently with your wand in hand, muttering under your breath. Nothing wrong with my hearing, Prongs. Besides, the bike's not mine anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrprongs 2008-09-15 01:15 am UTC (link)
	What? My wife is baking you bread! Tell her to make some biscuits for us too, she likes you better.. I don't know what you're talking about, Padfoot. I'd never, eeeever cheat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fleasaremurder 2008-09-15 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Clearly she does. I'll ask! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Only when it suited your devious schemes, Prongs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrprongs 2008-09-15 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Nope. I never cheat Padfoot. I'm a perfect angel. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thricedefied 2008-09-15 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Gallant sir, you are the very best of men. I shall come swoon in a moment. I need to check on my baking bread first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fleasaremurder 2008-09-15 12:44 am UTC (link)
	I hope it's ready. It smells like heaven. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thricedefied 2008-09-15 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Ready, with your name on it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fleasaremurder 2008-09-15 01:18 am UTC (link)
	The cleverest witch was named Lily (though her husband was still daft and silly) One day she brought home a pup and she fattened him up and sp he let her call him Siri. COOOOOOMING! And your husband requests biscuits. Can we have biscuits? I think I could manage biscuits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thricedefied 2008-09-15 02:09 am UTC (link)
	That was absolutely lovely. I am going to have it done up and hung on the wall! Of course, I used my exceptional Divinatory skills to predict the request and that's why there are some being made right now. Take a sniff. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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