Paradiso

We haven't gotten any gifts from the gods in a while, huh? Not since the baked goods.

You know what I would absolutely love? A warm bath. Bubbles, a glass of champagne and some classical music. An attractive guy would be a lovely bonus but not necessary. I always did enjoy a bath and that is perhaps what I miss the most. The river just isn't the same.

We've been trying to get things organized at the Medical Center and I wanted to put together some records on everyone here. I know that mostly we think about the pregnancies and the babies but there is always the chance that someone could fall ill or be injured or any number of things.

First priority is the ladies. I have the information I need on the women who are currently pregnant. I need the rest of you to stop by the Medical Center sometime next week, any time is fine, I'm there most of the day and if I'm out, it's not hard to find me. There just some simple questions to answer, a little bit of a health history, that kind of thing. No poking, no prodding, just papers.

Guys, I need to come by as well. Same drill. I just need basic info, are you allergic to anything, do you have any kind of chronic illness we should know about, that kind of thing. It won't take that long so stop by whenever you can.

I'm sure Arva screened everyone before she invited us here but we have no way of checking that. Everything is confidential, we aren't going to be spreading your records all over the camp. So no worries.

Hey, so. Just one question. Kind of been nagging at me, but maybe I'm missing something here.

[Pause for dramatic effect]

Has anybody seen Gilligan's Island. Please tell me that somebody here has, I have way too many comments and I don't want to be disappointed.

[Okay also he needs help. A lot of help. But he can't just ASK. That's ridiculous.]

Seriously. It is RIPE for that. Granted, the porn version, maybe, but still.

...unrelated. You guys have to have a market around here somewhere, right? Some kind of barter system?