"That's only because you have no idea how to work a coffee pot," Ianto said with a smirk, following Jack. It was so easy to fall into the flirting and innuendo with him. "You have to know how to handle it right."
"First you'll need to tell me the last thing you remember, sir," he said as they walked, "so I'll know where to begin." He paused rolling his eyes. "It's nice to know that no matter what happens you're still completely incapable of uttering a single sentence that isn't laced with innuendo and devious intentions."