Who: Harmony, NPC Victim with bad hair, Pile of Dust that once was a vampire and, OTA!!! What: Harmony's a total good guy now Where: Dodgy Alley in LA When: 23rd July 2006 Rating: TBD Status: In Progress
LA was weird at night, even for a vampire, she was wearing her oversized, 'I'm a Celebrity that doesn't want to deal with fans' sunglasses and turning into a side street, oddly hoping a vampire tried to mess with her. It was funny. They went all fangy and they went all fangy and sometimes then sometimes they went for beers.
But this time it was different, this time she heard a scream and looked down the alley to see a woman in her early twenties maybe, really bad hair and on closer inspection, did she even KNOW how to apply a fake tan?
And the vampire. All pale and goth. Ew. That was so over. Even for vampires. He bit into the woman and Harmony's eyes widened, she should help her, she had a stake and everything, with her whole being good thing and all she'd started packing. Its what Spike would do. What would he say?
"Oi..." she started affecting a very very bad accent in imitation of her Blondie Bear "Leave that poor...bint....alone...mate..."
The vampire did pause from feeding to look up at the pink. At all the pink. And why was she being all fake Brittish?
"What the..."
Harmony took the chance and ran at him, slamming the stake twice into his heart. First time she thought she went a little left of the mark, there was squelshing and gore. Second time though he dusted and she turned to the woman who screamed again.
Oh!, she was still all vamp face.
And the woman was bleeding from the neck...
Aw crap. "Shush!! Shush people will think I...shush!!"
She moved down closer to her and the woman screamed again.