chimichanga (ex_chimichan376) wrote in parabolical, @ 2008-07-12 11:08:00 |
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Entry tags: | deadpool |
WHO: Deadpool, Abigail
WHERE: Streets of LA
WHAT: Abigail meets.... Deadpool?
WHEN: Saturday, 3am
RATED: R, for vampire violence
Deadpool was testing out his new face.... it just didn't quite feel the same as the one Weasel had originally made him. Something was off, but... lots of things in Wade's life was off so he didn't give it too much thought. Then again, Wade never gave anything much thought at all.
"Oh my shotgun has a first name, it's B-L-A-M-O!" He sang, reloading his gun to fire another round into an unfortunate and particularly sadist vampire. "My shotgun has a second name it's.... B-L-A-M-O..." With a quick shuck of the gun, he quickly aimed and fired the round, sending the vampire splattering against the wall. "Does my shotgun have a third name?" He asked the sputtering pile of remains- somehow the heart was still in tact. The thing gurgled, raising a hand in dramatic gesture. "You what? Want me to stomp on your heart and end this misery? Well, let me at least do it with a flourish!" Wade began a quick tap dance, ending the shuffle with a quick stomp onto the heart. The pile of meat turned to ashes and faded away. "Man, I really do love this city. Don't you?" He said to his gun.