Pleased with his dramatics, as well as the fact he wasn't immediately handing her backside to her in the fight, Sarah smothered a grin and launched her continued lightsaber attack, plus gave him a rundown of the brief conversation.
She led with telling me three-fourths of the things she thought I've heard about her are true, half of them what she regrets. Then she called me elusive and tried to give me credit for stuff that you deserve all the credit for, plus told me things I all ready know about the kind of person you are.
Breaking off from the recap, she mimicked the lightsaber noises Simon and Monty were using, darting away to come at him from a different angle, since they did have an audience that was watching. Had to keep it interesting, if not entirely true to the subject matter.
"If you only knew the power of the Dark Side," she said, injecting a bit of menace into the statement before letting out a low whistle to get the boys' attention and then faked a Force throw in Simon's direction. Happy to play along, he stumbled back and then both boys picked up the new thread of the game, equally fake tossing each other and fighting plastic to plastic.
Since she was so straightforward, she finally continued, I was honest and told her I was in love with you and would do anything for you, so she hugged me and said she wanted the best for you and Nathan and thought that I was. Erm, for you. Not Nathan. The snicker of amusement was somewhat vocal, rather than simply mental. And then you guys came out and rescued me from the extreme awkwardness of the whole thing.
The play-fight was proving to be a good cover for conversation, especially with Sarah's oh-so-serious concentration faces, but it did still need supported by continued Darth Vaderish dialogue, names rescinded on behalf of those Jedi currently inhabiting the hotel. Not that the rest might not be offensive, but boys would be boys, and Sarah had made a point to explain the 'fictional people are real people here too' thing before engaging in the game.
"Your master never told you what happened to your," and there was a brief pause as Sarah adapted the recitations, "girlfriend."
All right, so 'No, I am your girlfriend' wouldn't have the same epic reveal as 'I am your father', but she thought it was funny. The peanut gallery making the faces they'd started to make was just a bonus, as far as she was concerned.
"Eww, they better not kiss," Monty said with a disgusted eyeroll, swinging the lightsaber wildly at Simon's head while his brother ducked and attempted to run him through.