"I was trying to make friends. I really was. I mean... I even left my apartment! And then he went all stabbity on me and I just did my laundry like... a month ago. So now I'm bringing out Mr. Ouchie." He said, pointing his weapon at Spike. And then Mastermind. And then... that other guy.
"And now I'm confused. Which one of you tried to kill me again?"