WHO: Deadpool & OPEN WHAT: LOBSTERS!!!!!!! WHERE: Walmart WHEN: Monday during Crazy Seafood Sale RATED: PG
After reading about the insanity that was cheap lobsters, Wade had beelined (or would that be lobsterlined?) to the nearest Walmart with every intention to take home several clawed friends.
"You will be named Sweetpea, you will be Pinchy, and you will be Sir Butters! Oh, I can't wait to show you to Princess Pear.... uh oh." He knew he had been forgetting something. Wade casually went over to the nearest intercom and picked up the phone. "Princess Pear, please report to aquatics. Princess Pear into aquatics." Nothing.
"...Clean up on isle eight." He always wanted to say that.