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[19 Nov 2009|08:10pm] |
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how do you cure a stuffy nose? ugh. i really feel like shit.
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[19 Nov 2009|10:34am] |
From me to you; my PSA of the day
Beware of static cling! Shake your pants out BEFORE you put them on and go out and about! If all else fails, I hope that you at least have cute undies.
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[18 Nov 2009|07:43pm] |
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People always think I have gone missing. Perhaps they just do not look hard enough.
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[18 Nov 2009|02:36am] |
man, reading my fp really makes me crave bacon swine flu cheese burgers.
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[17 Nov 2009|11:30pm] |
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my inner fat kid is anxiously awaiting thanksgiving, i know its probably wrong on several levels. who wants to make me a whole turkey? and i'm not very good at sharing.
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[13 Nov 2009|01:25am] |
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i just watched one of those male enhancement adverts, extenze... and apparently there's a women's extenze which worries me a bit.
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| i'm bored, anyone want an IM? |
[10 Nov 2009|09:51pm] |
"I wish the check engine light in cars had a scale of 1-10, with 1 being "I'm kinda hurtin', but no biggie", and 10 being "Bitch I swear if you don't act now your ass is going to be shit out of luck in about 2 more miles". this is my new favorite website.
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[10 Nov 2009|04:17pm] |
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i feel like i am the love child of liza minnelli and ellen degeneres.
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[08 Nov 2009|10:59am] |
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i'm positive i just heard a dinosaur down the hallway. what do i do, guiz?
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[08 Nov 2009|02:18am] |
oh hey everyone. i'm back from the dead. "what has everybody been up to? what's the 411? what are the hot jams?"
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| i should post more... |
[06 Nov 2009|10:16am] |
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thank fucking god it's friday. what are everyone's plans for the weekend?
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[05 Nov 2009|05:52pm] |
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anyone up for getting drinks?
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[04 Nov 2009|12:33pm] |

never ask her to( dance )
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[02 Nov 2009|04:06pm] |
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"We have only one story. All novels, all poetry, are built on the never-ending contest in ourselves of good and evil. And it occurs to me that evil must constantly respawn, while good, while virtue, is immortal. Vice has always a new fresh young face, while virtue is venerable as nothing else in the world is." ~John Steinbeck
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| you all need to do this more often. |
[02 Nov 2009|05:25am] |
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[01 Nov 2009|12:28pm] |
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note to self: when someone says, "you've had enough", that doesn't mean you've had enough of that particular liquor. it means stop.
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