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Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV (radicaledward) wrote in pandemansion,
@ 2008-03-29 10:13:00

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arriving, hammy, radical edward

April 3rd, Arrival of Radical Edward
Who?: Edward and Hammy
What?: Radical Edward’s arrival.
When?: April 3, Year Unknown, Very Early Morning
Where?: The Foyer
Rating?: Should stay PG
Status?: Complete.

Walking down the dark metal hallway, Ed swung her arms as she plodded along side Ein on the hunt for the mysterious space creature. Balancing the heat sensor on top of her head, she looked at everything through the goggles it was connected to turning everything shades of greens and reds. She grinned as her mind thought out a great mission log for the days current events. August 6th, Skyday. Today, we will go look for the spooky mysterious space creature. Lesson, lesson….If you see a stranger, follow him!

She paused in mid stride and turned towards the bathroom door with interest. Taking an attack stance, she quickly released the catch and leaned in as the door slid open. “Are you here? Are you her~re, Mr. Spooky Creature?” Seeing no heat being picked up she backed out with a giggle. This was fun! Looking back down the hall she noted that Ein was quickly walking ahead of her. “Ein! Ein! Wait up!” She called out and jogged after with her arms out, plane style.

She instantly stopped as everything went black. “Ah?” Looking around she still couldn’t see anything. “Ein? Where did you go?” She jumped a little as the greens and reds came back but no longer outlining the inner hall of the Bebop. Instead there was a giant statue or something next to her and water flowing around. “Hmmm?” She cocked her head to the side forgetting the device balanced there till it crashed onto the hard floor, a few pieces braking off. The image she saw quickly focused to its usual detail with a shade of green over it from her goggles.

Seeing the fountain she quickly ran over to it and jumped in splashing the water around. “Heehee! Ed found a fountain! Ed found a fountain!” She kicked the water about not caring is she was making a mess of herself and the floor around it. It was rare to ever find a fountain so large and even more so when she was supposedly on a space ship in the middle of space. “Weee!!” She twirled around in it only to loose her balance and go head first splashing down. “Ayah….” She sat up from the water and shook her hair out pulling up the goggles to look around with her own eyes only to find she was no longer alone.

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pandenpc
2008-04-01 12:42 pm UTC (link)

The human was making so many scary sounds that Hammy didn't really know what to do. It sounded like a bear on a very bad hunger binge after sleeping all winter long. His little eyes grew wide and he wondered if squirrel was ever on human menus.

They liked big things. So he made himself smaller, his tail fluffing a little and still twitching.

Then the human ran off, screaming about cookies and forgetting everything that he was supposed to give her. The MOST important thing! If he was caught keeping it the big blond human would EAT HIM!! He couldn't have that. Scurrying around, Hammy wondered what to do, tapping his lips with his claws, then running back to the desk.

He grabbed up the key, holding it above his head. "WAAAAAAAIT! You forgot this! Please come back! I can't keep it! He'll eat me! I'll be his cookie! I don't taste like a cookie, believe me I've tried!" He scurried off after the human, the key still held way above his head by the tag that had the human scribble on it. The metal key banging him in the head with every fourth step.

"Ow! Huuuuumaaaan! You're key is beating me!" Hammy cried, throwing the key down and jumping up and down on it. Picking it up the same way again he took off, sliding through the kitchen doors, every fourth step being smacked with the key and screaming 'ow!'

He stood, key held high, staring at the feast. The doors swung, hitting him and sending him flying toward the feast. "Hammy sees food!" He dropped the key on the end of the table without food, his arms going wide, tongue flying out of his mouth. Hammy smacked into the side of a ham, the small squirrel whimpering in pleasure.

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