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Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV (radicaledward) wrote in pandemansion,
@ 2008-03-29 10:13:00

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arriving, hammy, radical edward

April 3rd, Arrival of Radical Edward
Who?: Edward and Hammy
What?: Radical Edward’s arrival.
When?: April 3, Year Unknown, Very Early Morning
Where?: The Foyer
Rating?: Should stay PG
Status?: Complete.

Walking down the dark metal hallway, Ed swung her arms as she plodded along side Ein on the hunt for the mysterious space creature. Balancing the heat sensor on top of her head, she looked at everything through the goggles it was connected to turning everything shades of greens and reds. She grinned as her mind thought out a great mission log for the days current events. August 6th, Skyday. Today, we will go look for the spooky mysterious space creature. Lesson, lesson….If you see a stranger, follow him!

She paused in mid stride and turned towards the bathroom door with interest. Taking an attack stance, she quickly released the catch and leaned in as the door slid open. “Are you here? Are you her~re, Mr. Spooky Creature?” Seeing no heat being picked up she backed out with a giggle. This was fun! Looking back down the hall she noted that Ein was quickly walking ahead of her. “Ein! Ein! Wait up!” She called out and jogged after with her arms out, plane style.

She instantly stopped as everything went black. “Ah?” Looking around she still couldn’t see anything. “Ein? Where did you go?” She jumped a little as the greens and reds came back but no longer outlining the inner hall of the Bebop. Instead there was a giant statue or something next to her and water flowing around. “Hmmm?” She cocked her head to the side forgetting the device balanced there till it crashed onto the hard floor, a few pieces braking off. The image she saw quickly focused to its usual detail with a shade of green over it from her goggles.

Seeing the fountain she quickly ran over to it and jumped in splashing the water around. “Heehee! Ed found a fountain! Ed found a fountain!” She kicked the water about not caring is she was making a mess of herself and the floor around it. It was rare to ever find a fountain so large and even more so when she was supposedly on a space ship in the middle of space. “Weee!!” She twirled around in it only to loose her balance and go head first splashing down. “Ayah….” She sat up from the water and shook her hair out pulling up the goggles to look around with her own eyes only to find she was no longer alone.

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pandenpc
2008-03-30 02:01 am UTC (link)

The. Desk. Was. EVIIIILL! Hammy was panting, his little chest rising and falling rapidly, his tail twitching twice as fast. Even his eyes were twitching as fast as his tail, and the right side of his mouth pulled back from his large teeth in time with the end of his body that seemed to have a mind of it's own.

"Give. Me. Back. My COOKIE!" He cried as he pounded on the desk. Scratching at the narrow drawer in the middle of it where his cookie had been stolen from him. The drawer to the right opened, his cookie gleaming within it's confines. Hammy gasped, clasping his hands and shaking with love, before flying toward his sanity. The drawer closed, Hammy scrambled on the drawer handle. Yanking, pulling with all his might while screaming, "Nooooo!"

Another drawer opened, Hammy eyed it, before throwing himself toward it with all the speed he could muster from his little legs. Slamming against the side of the second drawer on the right, he squeaked in pain. His tail twitched, his body sliding down, the third drawer caught him. Hammy was enclosed in darkness and all he could hear was...cookie.

His poor lost cookie was in the evil desk!

As was he!

What followed was a series of drawer mangling, fur flying act of hunger that could only be classified as...maddening. Drawer opened, cookie flew out, just out of reach of a clasping red claw before it slammed closed, Hammy screaming. Cookie fell into another drawer, out popped Hammy from yet another drawer, scrambling to dig a hole in the middle of the desk before it shifted and slid him into another drawer, his cookie now on top of the desk...somehow. These proceedings continued until the gates opened.

The desk quieted, Hammy holding his dear tail close, eyes wide and staring, his whole body shaking. Finally he wailed, despair filling his voice. Then his cookie appeared beside him. Pouncing upon it he shoved the whole cookie in his mouth, then caught sight of the wet person. "Hubfamph!" Hammy pointed then blinked, right, humans were ok. He had his cookie, she couldn't steal it.

Swallowing his cookie he kicked the desk one last time, screaming and jumping off when it skidded toward the fountain. "I don't believe in you!" He cried, holding onto his tail and waiting for a drawer to eat him. When nothing happened, and there was only the sound of water on the fountain, Hammy opened his eyes. Looking up at the human he smiled, his lips twitching. "HI!" He shot a paw up, shook it once, twice, then it went back to holding his tail. "If you want a cookie you'll have to fight that! It's EVIL!" He pointed to the desk for a split second.

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