The human was making so many scary sounds that Hammy didn't really know what to do. It sounded like a bear on a very bad hunger binge after sleeping all winter long. His little eyes grew wide and he wondered if squirrel was ever on human menus.

They liked big things. So he made himself smaller, his tail fluffing a little and still twitching.

Then the human ran off, screaming about cookies and forgetting everything that he was supposed to give her. The MOST important thing! If he was caught keeping it the big blond human would EAT HIM!! He couldn't have that. Scurrying around, Hammy wondered what to do, tapping his lips with his claws, then running back to the desk.

He grabbed up the key, holding it above his head. "WAAAAAAAIT! You forgot this! Please come back! I can't keep it! He'll eat me! I'll be his cookie! I don't taste like a cookie, believe me I've tried!" He scurried off after the human, the key still held way above his head by the tag that had the human scribble on it. The metal key banging him in the head with every fourth step.

"Ow! Huuuuumaaaan! You're key is beating me!" Hammy cried, throwing the key down and jumping up and down on it. Picking it up the same way again he took off, sliding through the kitchen doors, every fourth step being smacked with the key and screaming 'ow!'

He stood, key held high, staring at the feast. The doors swung, hitting him and sending him flying toward the feast. "Hammy sees food!" He dropped the key on the end of the table without food, his arms going wide, tongue flying out of his mouth. Hammy smacked into the side of a ham, the small squirrel whimpering in pleasure.