The human was scary. She was right there, going to eat him! He twitched, thought about screaming for help. As he opened his mouth she talked. Why did she talk? He was supposed to scream! Not her talk! How dare she!

He opened his mouth again, only to have her talk again. She was going to go after the desk! Hammy let out a squee, jumping and clapping his paws. "Yes! Get a cookie!"

Gasping he held onto his tail as she attacked it. Cringing at every loud sound she made, "Oh. Ouch. That had to hurt! Give her her cookie!" He shook a little fisted paw at the desk, then began boxing the air gently. Only to stop as she stopped attacking. Watching her slump down he gasped again.

"Oh no! The desk killed the human!" Little paws went over his mouth as his eyes went even larger. Scurrying back and forth on one tile he whimpered, "What to do? What to do? Whattodo?!" He eeped as his voice seemed to echo in the foyer. "Shh!"

Licking his lips he sprang forward, landing on the human. "Um...you human, get up!" He scurried down her back. Pulling at the contraption on her head he looked into them, "Oooh look at Hammy! Hi!" He grinned at himself in the glass, "Hammy looks green though. Is Hammy getting sick? Oh no! The desk poisoned me!" He gasped jumping off her and onto the desk.

Kicking it as he clutched his chest, panting, and falling over onto the smooth surface. Out popped a key and a map, the map falling open to the first floor, the kitchen highlighted in heavenly gold.

"Oh! Right! Here's your key and your map!" Hammy cried, jumping back up and holding both articles out to her. Walking off the desk in said stance, he grunted as he fell tot he floor, the map still highlighting the kitchen, underneath the word was 'COOKIE' in gold as well.