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Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV (radicaledward) wrote in pandemansion,
@ 2008-03-29 10:13:00

Entry tags:

arriving, hammy, radical edward

April 3rd, Arrival of Radical Edward
Who?: Edward and Hammy
What?: Radical Edward’s arrival.
When?: April 3, Year Unknown, Very Early Morning
Where?: The Foyer
Rating?: Should stay PG
Status?: Complete.

Walking down the dark metal hallway, Ed swung her arms as she plodded along side Ein on the hunt for the mysterious space creature. Balancing the heat sensor on top of her head, she looked at everything through the goggles it was connected to turning everything shades of greens and reds. She grinned as her mind thought out a great mission log for the days current events. August 6th, Skyday. Today, we will go look for the spooky mysterious space creature. Lesson, lesson….If you see a stranger, follow him!

She paused in mid stride and turned towards the bathroom door with interest. Taking an attack stance, she quickly released the catch and leaned in as the door slid open. “Are you here? Are you her~re, Mr. Spooky Creature?” Seeing no heat being picked up she backed out with a giggle. This was fun! Looking back down the hall she noted that Ein was quickly walking ahead of her. “Ein! Ein! Wait up!” She called out and jogged after with her arms out, plane style.

She instantly stopped as everything went black. “Ah?” Looking around she still couldn’t see anything. “Ein? Where did you go?” She jumped a little as the greens and reds came back but no longer outlining the inner hall of the Bebop. Instead there was a giant statue or something next to her and water flowing around. “Hmmm?” She cocked her head to the side forgetting the device balanced there till it crashed onto the hard floor, a few pieces braking off. The image she saw quickly focused to its usual detail with a shade of green over it from her goggles.

Seeing the fountain she quickly ran over to it and jumped in splashing the water around. “Heehee! Ed found a fountain! Ed found a fountain!” She kicked the water about not caring is she was making a mess of herself and the floor around it. It was rare to ever find a fountain so large and even more so when she was supposedly on a space ship in the middle of space. “Weee!!” She twirled around in it only to loose her balance and go head first splashing down. “Ayah….” She sat up from the water and shook her hair out pulling up the goggles to look around with her own eyes only to find she was no longer alone.

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pandenpc
2008-03-30 02:01 am UTC (link)

The. Desk. Was. EVIIIILL! Hammy was panting, his little chest rising and falling rapidly, his tail twitching twice as fast. Even his eyes were twitching as fast as his tail, and the right side of his mouth pulled back from his large teeth in time with the end of his body that seemed to have a mind of it's own.

"Give. Me. Back. My COOKIE!" He cried as he pounded on the desk. Scratching at the narrow drawer in the middle of it where his cookie had been stolen from him. The drawer to the right opened, his cookie gleaming within it's confines. Hammy gasped, clasping his hands and shaking with love, before flying toward his sanity. The drawer closed, Hammy scrambled on the drawer handle. Yanking, pulling with all his might while screaming, "Nooooo!"

Another drawer opened, Hammy eyed it, before throwing himself toward it with all the speed he could muster from his little legs. Slamming against the side of the second drawer on the right, he squeaked in pain. His tail twitched, his body sliding down, the third drawer caught him. Hammy was enclosed in darkness and all he could hear was...cookie.

His poor lost cookie was in the evil desk!

As was he!

What followed was a series of drawer mangling, fur flying act of hunger that could only be classified as...maddening. Drawer opened, cookie flew out, just out of reach of a clasping red claw before it slammed closed, Hammy screaming. Cookie fell into another drawer, out popped Hammy from yet another drawer, scrambling to dig a hole in the middle of the desk before it shifted and slid him into another drawer, his cookie now on top of the desk...somehow. These proceedings continued until the gates opened.

The desk quieted, Hammy holding his dear tail close, eyes wide and staring, his whole body shaking. Finally he wailed, despair filling his voice. Then his cookie appeared beside him. Pouncing upon it he shoved the whole cookie in his mouth, then caught sight of the wet person. "Hubfamph!" Hammy pointed then blinked, right, humans were ok. He had his cookie, she couldn't steal it.

Swallowing his cookie he kicked the desk one last time, screaming and jumping off when it skidded toward the fountain. "I don't believe in you!" He cried, holding onto his tail and waiting for a drawer to eat him. When nothing happened, and there was only the sound of water on the fountain, Hammy opened his eyes. Looking up at the human he smiled, his lips twitching. "HI!" He shot a paw up, shook it once, twice, then it went back to holding his tail. "If you want a cookie you'll have to fight that! It's EVIL!" He pointed to the desk for a split second.

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radicaledward
2008-03-30 02:59 am UTC (link)

Ed stared at the little squirrel. She’d seen many little animals during her years growing up on earth. But she couldn’t quite remember seeing something like this. Especially not a talking one. Even Ein couldn’t talk. But if this thing could, maybe Ein could!

She leaned down closer to Hammy with a big grin on her face, her nose nearly touching his. “Aha! I found you spooky mysterious space creature!” She declared loudly before pausing in confusion. Now how was she going to get it back to Spike? Her mind began to wonder and finally focused on what the squirrel had said and eyed the desk. “A cookie?” She wasn’t really sure what kind of thing the squirrel was talking about, as cookies to her were no where but inside computers along with chips. She saw the crumbs around his mouth though and assumed that a cookie must be his would for food. “Ed is hungry.” She stood up and held her stomach, eyeing the desk longingly.

Deciding on action, she instantly pounced the desk, landing on top of it with all four limbs gripping it. She leaned to the side and chomped down on it with sharp teeth as hard as she could. “Gimma foo’!” (Give me food!) She shouted out, voice muffled by the wood between her teeth.

The desk continued to just stand still, allowing for her to bite its top. Giving up on teeth, Ed grabbed for one of the handles and tried to pry it open. There was no budging. She tried all the draws one at a time, then as many as she could grab before finally grabbing up the whole desk in a fit of rage and, head first, body slammed it back down onto the floor. Still nothing happened. Panting heavily, she sunk to her knees, legs splayed out, head on the floor and butt in the air. “Ed so hungry…” She stared at the upside down desk and gave it a little pout.

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pandenpc
2008-03-31 02:41 am UTC (link)

The human was scary. She was right there, going to eat him! He twitched, thought about screaming for help. As he opened his mouth she talked. Why did she talk? He was supposed to scream! Not her talk! How dare she!

He opened his mouth again, only to have her talk again. She was going to go after the desk! Hammy let out a squee, jumping and clapping his paws. "Yes! Get a cookie!"

Gasping he held onto his tail as she attacked it. Cringing at every loud sound she made, "Oh. Ouch. That had to hurt! Give her her cookie!" He shook a little fisted paw at the desk, then began boxing the air gently. Only to stop as she stopped attacking. Watching her slump down he gasped again.

"Oh no! The desk killed the human!" Little paws went over his mouth as his eyes went even larger. Scurrying back and forth on one tile he whimpered, "What to do? What to do? Whattodo?!" He eeped as his voice seemed to echo in the foyer. "Shh!"

Licking his lips he sprang forward, landing on the human. "Um...you human, get up!" He scurried down her back. Pulling at the contraption on her head he looked into them, "Oooh look at Hammy! Hi!" He grinned at himself in the glass, "Hammy looks green though. Is Hammy getting sick? Oh no! The desk poisoned me!" He gasped jumping off her and onto the desk.

Kicking it as he clutched his chest, panting, and falling over onto the smooth surface. Out popped a key and a map, the map falling open to the first floor, the kitchen highlighted in heavenly gold.

"Oh! Right! Here's your key and your map!" Hammy cried, jumping back up and holding both articles out to her. Walking off the desk in said stance, he grunted as he fell tot he floor, the map still highlighting the kitchen, underneath the word was 'COOKIE' in gold as well.

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radicaledward
2008-03-31 03:27 am UTC (link)

“uuuuuunnnnngggaaaaaAAhhh!” Edward stayed where she was, mouth working against the floor hoping beyond all hope the desk would finally play nice and give her something. That or wait till her energy returns and begin a new attack. Maybe it’s legs were weaker? Or maybe it was ticklish?

As the little hyper creature ran around on her talking about poison and many such other things, she tried to keep up with the chattering, but the speed of which it talked was just so great that her starved mind couldn’t keep up. Her tongue rolled out slightly as her stomach grumbled again.

Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a map fall to the floor, opening to show something shinny and gold. “un?” She blinked and looked at it more closely. It read clearly “Kitchen” with the big letters “Cookie” under it. Instantly snapping to attention and sitting up right, she grabbed the map up to take one more look at where the room was located. Locked on destination. GO! Jumping up and running off towards the kitchen, she flung her arms out and yelling at the top of her lungs. “Co~oki~e!!!” She quickly disappeared down the hall forgetting both the little furry space creature and her room key.

“Cookie cookie!” She chanted and skidded to a halt right outside the kitchen door in time to change her direction and run into the room and to the large table taking up most of the space. There at the end of the table was the biggest feast she’d seen in a long time. He eyes sparkled and tongue hung out with drool dripping off. For once Ed did not have to go hungry!

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pandenpc
2008-04-01 12:42 pm UTC (link)

The human was making so many scary sounds that Hammy didn't really know what to do. It sounded like a bear on a very bad hunger binge after sleeping all winter long. His little eyes grew wide and he wondered if squirrel was ever on human menus.

They liked big things. So he made himself smaller, his tail fluffing a little and still twitching.

Then the human ran off, screaming about cookies and forgetting everything that he was supposed to give her. The MOST important thing! If he was caught keeping it the big blond human would EAT HIM!! He couldn't have that. Scurrying around, Hammy wondered what to do, tapping his lips with his claws, then running back to the desk.

He grabbed up the key, holding it above his head. "WAAAAAAAIT! You forgot this! Please come back! I can't keep it! He'll eat me! I'll be his cookie! I don't taste like a cookie, believe me I've tried!" He scurried off after the human, the key still held way above his head by the tag that had the human scribble on it. The metal key banging him in the head with every fourth step.

"Ow! Huuuuumaaaan! You're key is beating me!" Hammy cried, throwing the key down and jumping up and down on it. Picking it up the same way again he took off, sliding through the kitchen doors, every fourth step being smacked with the key and screaming 'ow!'

He stood, key held high, staring at the feast. The doors swung, hitting him and sending him flying toward the feast. "Hammy sees food!" He dropped the key on the end of the table without food, his arms going wide, tongue flying out of his mouth. Hammy smacked into the side of a ham, the small squirrel whimpering in pleasure.

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radicaledward
2008-04-02 03:08 pm UTC (link)

Edward poked her head around a gigantic cake with the largest grinning smiley face ever iced on its top matching her own large grin. Yellow icing stuck to the tip of her nose and around her mouth. “Eat up! Eat up! It’s good! Good!” She quickly grabbed up more food and shoved it in her mouth with her bare hands completely ignoring the utensils. As she ate, her eyes followed the little furry thing still trying to think of how to get it back to the bebop if they were here and the Bebop was there. She liked the little furry space creature though. And if she gave it to Spike he might try to eat it. Maybe she shouldn’t bring it back? But then Jet would be in trouble.

She paused in her eating and leaned close to the odd squirrel with a curious and wondering expression replacing her grin. “Did you bite Jet? Or was that another spooky space creature?” She really hoped it was another.

Something glinted further down the table, catching her attention. Not waiting for a reply, she scrambled up on top of the table and jogged over to it, dancing past the food and dishes like it was some foot game. She squatted next to the key and picked it up looking at the name on the tag. “Ed’s name is on here! ….hmmm?” She cocked her head to the side reading it again to make sure it was right. Still seeing her name she turned back to the squirrel. “Is this Ed’s? She waved the key in her hand wildly to get his attention.

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pandenpc
2008-04-03 02:07 pm UTC (link)

Hammy glared at the meat. "Meat!" He shuddered and jumped off of it. Licking his cheeks he grinned, "Mmm! Meat tastes like....like...like this! With the spikey!" He picked up a slice of pineapple that he was standing on, promptly dumping himself in the tray of ham.

Licking at the fruit he eyed Ed as she came and leaned in close to him. His ears went down, he trembled a little and held what was left of the fruit between him that that large mouth full of teeth. At the question one little red eyebrow raised as the other eye narrowed. "You can't bite a jet! They're high, high up in the sky! Not even birds can poop on jets!" He thought for a moment, "Must have been one of those cans that bit it! Or a plane!"

He nodded erratically. If he hadn't already been on his back his nod would've surely knocked him over. He eyed her again and held up the slice of pineapple, "Spikey thing?" He gave her a tremulous smile, eye twitching at giving up food when he had just got it.

Then the human was off again, Hammy sighed, wiping his brow with a pineapple slice. "Humans." He muttered, then jumped up. HIs tail twitched everywhere as he ran to and fro to gather everything he could. Berries, nuts, more spiney things. When the human yelled at him again he stopped in mid stride. The tower of Hammy's food, weaving dangerously as he stared at her. "Yes! It is yours! Don't give it to me! I can't keep it! He'll eat me!" He nodded, the tower finally having enough and falling down on top of him.

Hammy screamed, then let out a contented reverberation in the back of his throat as he began eating his way out of the large tower.

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radicaledward
2008-04-04 03:50 pm UTC (link)

Ed watched the funny little thing with amusement before turning back to her key. There was a nicely scribed ‘414’ on it. Looking down at herself, she really had no place to clip it to. Her tight black shorts had no pockets, and her loose white shirt wouldn’t allow her to put it there like Faye always did. She tried to look up at her goggles. Maybe she could tie it to them for now? Grinning, she slipped the goggles off and used the key’s tag to tie it to them. Satisfied the key wouldn’t fall off, she slipped the goggles back on.

With her stomach full and the little creature thing happy, it was now time for her to go exploring. She hopped off the table and waved to the pile of food. “See you, furry thing! Ed is going to explore!” With that she ran off leaving the rest of the feast for Hammy.

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