Oh she was pretty from the front too. Minato was lucky! Jiraiya would just have to eat his heart out. Minato shrugged, trying to keep some semblance of composure, "Well I've been told that we can't go anywhere. That the higher powers that we all seem to believe in has trapped us here for some kind of sick twisted game." He gave her a soft smile, "Guess it's some kind of test."
He kept his bright blue eyes on her, flicking down to roam over her body every now and then. Amazingly enough he was smart enough to try to do it while she wasn't looking at his eyes, he knew how women could be. His experiance, the bigger they were the better punchers. She could probably put him through a wall and not even break a fingernail. Why in the hell did Tsunade cross his mind? Keeping his shudder at bay he shook his head, "Beats me. As far as I can tell we're on an island that has no other islands in this chain. Which is odd." Minato sighed, "There's some people here supposedly working on getting back, but there's been no reports of progress."
Glancing over his shoulder he growled back at the ugly thing, "That is something...I have no idea. He keeps saying Gollum." Minato mimicked the beast's voice as he said the name. "So I guess that's its name."
Now was his chance. Minato stepped closer to her, putting his hands on her shoulders and rubbing gently. Yeah, big woman. "Trust me, this isn't heaven or hell. I've been to hell." He gave her a smile and a wink.