|Our Lady of Aggressive Indifference (scathachdhu) wrote in oya_ajere,|
@ 2007-09-01 23:06:00
|Entry tags:||bleach, fma, naruto, one-liner, saiyuki|
One-liner compilation post
jaina, Rukia/Kaien, makeouts
While her fellow squadmates whispered about hurriedly stolen kisses, Rukia held herself apart; she refused to demean the sureness of his hands or the fierce, deliberate slide of his mouth by comparing it to the fumbling encounters of which they so proudly spoke.
Ichigo/Rukia, "huge wang." I'm just curious how you'll deal with that.
"The Commander General has long had the habit of using that onsen in the middle of the day," Rukia said, looking down at Ichigo as he huddled in the corner, "it is unfortunate..." she paused, her eyes going far away before she blinked and continued, "yes, unfortunate that you caught him just as he was rising--"
"Right in the fucking eye," Ichigo moaned.
audra_sama, Keigo, Rangiku, and tutoring
Rangiku grinned as she closed the door behind her; Keigo didn't do her homework as fast or as well as her Captain, but he complained about it a whole lot less.
Isshin, Rukia, and personal space
"No, thank you, 'Daddy'," Rukia gritted out, removing her foot from where it was embedded in Isshin's face, "I don't need to be tucked in."
Kon, Keigo, and babe watch
"It's...it's so beautiful," Kon sobbed (in Ichigo's body) as wave after wave of bikini clad women walked past him on the sand; Keigo, holding back a few tears of his own, patted him manfully on the shoulder as he nodded in agreement.
Yoruichi, Soi Fong, midnight snack
Despite having been invited to join Yoruichi-sama as she tore her way through Urahara's kitchen, Soi Fong was content to simply sit and watch, feeling another piece of her world settle back where it was supposed to be.
Rukia, Ichigo, dirty socks
It's not that Ichigo really minded doing the laundry, what with Yuzu coming down with a fever and all, but Rukia really needed to stop offering him that frilly fucking apron to wear while he did it.
Gin, Rangiku, opportunities
Rangiku knew she'd pay for it later as Gin brushed the dirt from his butt, but he'd really pissed her off earlier; when she'd come across him bent over picking up a book, she didn't think, just pulled back her foot and let it fly.
Ikkaku, Yumichika, eyeliner
"Move again," Yumichika purred, holding the pencil just above Ikkaku's face, "and I will put your eye out and make you eat it."
lady_ganesh, Al het. Surprise me.
Al's first time was bittersweet; she was beautiful and unselfish and surprisingly gentle, but the sadness returned to her eyes as soon as they finished, the shadow of a fallen prince heavy over them both.
fadingembers, Sanzo in Soul Society.
Sanzo stubbed his cigarette out on the walkway and flicked it into the koi pond, ignoring his newest babysitter's horrified expression (a neurotic blond this time, that redhead hadn't lasted long at all); he shrugged as the twerp gave him his assignment--whatever Division 13 was like, it couldn't be worse than hanging around here.
roguebitch, Vash/Wolfwood, tranquilizer dart.
"I suppose you'll listen the next time I tell you to duck during a robbery," Meryl grinned, tying a bonnet beneath Wolfwood's chin; Vash already wore a matching one in pink, gurgling as drool ran from the corner of his mouth.
audra_sama, Kakashi, Yamato, and lace
"Knock next time," Yamato said mildly;
"Right," Kakashi replied, inwardly shrieking as he wondered how much alcohol it would take to get the image of Yamato wearing only a pair of panties and a cowboy hat out of his head.
Izumo, Kotetsu, and unmentionables
The sound of fabric ripping seemed as loud as thunder in the small room; "Dude," Izumo said, staring horrified at the scraps of black lace, "Shizune-san is going to fucking kill us."
Orochimaru, Kabuto, and apron
"The store didn't have 'Scientists do it with plenty of research' in purple, Orochimaru-sama," Kabuto looked apologetic as he held up the apron, "so I hope black is acceptable."
Karin, Sasuke, wardrobe malfunction
Sasuke didn't change expression as his clothes melted away under the force of Sakura's suiton jutsu, but he decided then and there that Karin never ever ever got to do the laundry again--EVER.
Kurenai, Shikamaru, smoke
Shikamaru offered to put the cigarette out, but Kurenai shook her head; "It's alright," she said with a sad smile, "I don't mind."
Deidara, Tobi, and capture
"Deidara-senpai! I saw the cutest little bunny and it reminded me of you so I brought it home! It doesn't make any noise and I promise I'll clean up after it! Deidara-senpai? Senpai? Why is your face so red? Are you coming down with something? I'll run and get some medicine right away! Here--Tiny Senpai will keep you company while I'm gone!"
Kakashi, Sasuke, and favorite
Most people assumed Sasuke was Kakashi's favorite; the wiser few knew there was no way he'd ever favor someone so much like himself.
lady_ganesh, Itachi/your choice, inappropriate humor.
"No," Sakura said, punching Naruto in the head, "I do not think Itachi should use Mangekyou to make us think we're having sex for three days straight--"
She broke off when Itachi's eyes lit up in interest, then hissed, "And stop giving him ideas!"