*Chatters on, unaware of your horror at her anti-shoe stance.*
- because you don't have to colour coordinate so much if you don't wear colours so much, obviously. And besides, so many of them are so bad for your feet, you get backache, blisters, bunions oh, oh and did you know that if you wear high heels, like, all the time, it can cause deformities? Like, your achilles tendon shrinks and if you try to go back to flats, it really hurts! Or so I'm told.