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thomas j - epic pouter (thomasj) wrote in onstage,
@ 2009-08-30 19:01:00

[thread] - tommy jacobsen & tyler burns
Characters:

thomasj &

tyburns
Location: Broadway Bares, in between performances.
Summary: Just a couple of bros hanging out and ogling pretty ladies.
Rating: PG-13, for mentions of self-lovin'.

After the first performance of Broadway Bares, Tommy had had to excuse himself from the group for about ten minutes to relieve a little ... tension in the nearest boys' bathroom. Thankfully, he'd been alone and had been able to take care of business fairly quickly because it was a situation that had the real potential to ruin his life had anyone witnessed or heard. He couldn't really help himself though. He was only a guy, for Pete's sake, and with that much nudity, especially when someone he had a massive crush on was a part of it, any normal person couldn't be expected to keep control! But once he'd taken care of business, and he felt he was ready to return to polite company, Tommy emerged from the lavatory and started off in the direction of where he assumed most of his pals would be.

He spotted Marlene and quickly winged in the opposite direction, not quite ready to face her, after what he'd just been thinking about, and luckily, saw Tyler not too far away. Tommy jogged over to him and hooked an arm around the other's neck, pulling him down a bit to muss up his hair. (He'd washed his hands!) "What's up, brosephus?" he greeted, rather obnoxiously. It was then he realized that he was still only wearing his smiley-face boxers. "Sorry, sorry, I'll put some clothes on." Tommy reached down into the bag that he'd dropped at his feet in preparation for the epic greeting and took out a tee-shit.

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tyburns
2009-08-31 03:54 am UTC (link)

Tyler didn't think anything of it. He'd been too focused on Havilah to notice what was going on. Plus, he didn't want to look at Marlene anymore naked than he'd seen her on stage before. He'd rather focus on the glorious redhead he could wrap his arms around and kiss all he wanted. Because she was his person and he was hers and that's what people did.

He did his best to get out of the hold Tommy had him in. "Hands off the hair dude!" He pretended to be offended, but really he was used to it with Tommy. Tyler didn't really care if Tommy was half naked since he was as well with his heart boxers. Plus he'd worn way less underwear in Seattle on stage. "What? You embarrassed the chicks are going to see your man boobs and run in the other direction? Yeah, I guess that'd be a good idea."

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thomasj
2009-09-01 11:00 pm UTC (link)

"Ouch, hurtful to my feelings!" Tommy replied, also pretending to be properly offended by the insult to his doughy physique. "It just so happens that the ladies love my moobs, and you're just jealous that you can't pull it off the way that I can." He laughed then, shaking his head before throwing his arms through the arm-holes and poking his head out the neck-hole of his tee-shirt. While he honestly wouldn't have had a problem whatsoever just hanging out half-naked, he figured no one else particularly wanted to see him in his pasty glory. Tommy didn't want anyone to go blind after all - whether from the color of his skin or the aforementioned doughiness of his physique.

(So he had some image issues - who didn't when they were going through the world's longest dry spell?)

"Dude," he then added, once he was clothed again, "that was some show, and I had the best seat in the house." Although he was concentrating on the music, of course, Tommy was accomplished enough at his instrument that he didn't have to constantly keep his eyes on the page. Therefore, he really was up close and personal and had been able to see everything. Everything.

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tyburns
2009-09-04 05:35 pm UTC (link)

Tyler rolled his eyes. If he'd just become friends with him he might have felt mildly upset for having perhaps offended the other man. However, that was not the case. Tommy was one of Tyler's closest friends, if not the closest friend he had. Clearly he knew better than to think he'd actually offended his friend. Instead he chuckled softly "moobs". That was a truly funny word, one he'd have to store in the back of his head for future usage. Moobs. Heh.

Mr. Burns' eyebrows raised. He knew how much Tommy "loved" Marlene. Whether it was infatuation, lust, or a combination of both he wasn't sure. One thing he was sure of was that Tommy was not allowed to touch Leney. Leney was like his baby sister and there would be no touching of her by Tommy. He had visions of Tommy's eyes slipping off the sheet music and up girls' skirts. Up Havilah's skirt...No. He shook his head and told himself not to think like that. "Did you really? I knew there was an excuse for you to want to be in the pit and not on stage..."

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thomasj
2009-09-05 02:44 am UTC (link)

Tommy certainly did know his boundaries, and there wasn't a chance in the world that he'd start sniffing after Tyler's girlfriend, even if she was half-naked up there for the world to see. Havilah was one of his good friends, anyway, and he didn't really see her as a sexual being - except of course for all the dirt that Tyler always dished to him about her. Tommy was certainly jealous of all that, but it was still Havilah Ty was talking about. She just wasn't his 'type,' if only because he considered her such a good friend.

So no, his wandering eye hadn't gone anywhere near her. In fact, it stayed pretty much fixated on Marlene ... and maybe Aubrey, but her boobs were so epic, Tommy couldn't help himself. Laughing then, he clapped Tyler on the back. "So you saw through my devious scheme. Well-played, Mr. Bond, well-played," he answered. "I just couldn't really picture myself up there, though. I'm shy." It was probably the world's biggest lie, and Tommy couldn't even keep a straight face while he said it. He was pretty shameless, honestly, but his shamelessness often took a more strange turn, rather than a ... naked one.

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