Well hell hey y'all!
Guess who's got a bar opening tomorrow night? This cowboy, that's who!
Name's Tequila! An' just like the liquor, I'll go down just as smooth on ya. Now y'all should come on down to my bar in Ravenmoore,
The Wonky Donkey, if y'all like a good time. Good food, good drinks, an' we got a bucking bull. You stay on that bad boy for 8 seconds, you get a free shirt and drink. Stay on there for 12 seconds, you get a drink on me. 16 seconds means body shots for everyone in the bar.
Only the winner gets to lick the salt off of me though.
An' I'd like to thank the lil doctor over in Summerbridge for curin' me right up. Lil lady, just remember next time I get to give you an injection.