There was a nice lass I talked to - I think she's a baker - that mentioned time magic and... she's right. I've been doing some research and it's really astonishing what's been going on. I don't know why it didn't hit everyone or why the ages are so random, but it explains a lot.
Knowing what my future is is quite a shock.
Mostly because of my hair.[Private to Harry Hart]Harry, where the bloody hell are you? I know you're here. The only reason you'd stay quiet is because you're with someone so... what's his name?
[Private to Elliot]You knew me when I was older, didn't you? You don't have to answer, I already know you do. I read our messages and all.
So... I might have done a reverse hack, found where you live, broke in, and took your dog. It was supposed to kinda be funny and a prank but uh... surprise?
She's okay! She actually needed a bit of house training, so I've been working with her. When are you around so I can give her back?
( Here's a picture of her for proof. )