ic notes and random gab

Hey. So I had an idea, since I'm kind of an expert in the field. I will be taking applications from 6's-10's and there can only be one winner. This is the 'best ass in Preya' competition. To get through the sorting phase quicker, pick your rank and subtract one from it. Oh, and sorry, guys. This one's for the ladies only. So, who's got the heartiest, shapey-est ass in this country? We'll learn soon, folks!

Describe your perfect lazy Sunday.

Preya! I have the best news.

I got my matter replicator working. It's mostly programmed for food, but if anyone wants to try foods that aren't from Earth, you can!

I thought I'd seen it all and then I got to the bee dating game.

I- uh... I might need some time away from games. Or visual novels at least.

변태 새끼! I didn't expect it to be this crazy! I... don't know what's the worst part of the game - human-eating bees or tearing out inner organs (and I think they grow back?)?

I need something happy after that.

Someone make the room stop spinning....

Big Guy

Hangovers suck.....

Tequila

Did I make any bad decisions last night... I can't remember...

NEW YEAR NEW ME WHOOOOOO!

So what's everyone's resolution?

My New Years Resolution? Catch up on all the games I need to play!

Hello, my beautiful people. After a year since my arrival, since I have started working, it is finally ready, just in time for the New Year. I, Sadji Samara, would like to introduce you to Menouthis. On the ground floor, you'll find a gorgeous (if I do say so myself) fine dining experience with a wide array of exotic foods - Libya, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, India, so-on-and-so-forth. For those that do not find fine dining to be their cup of tea, you can descend into the Underworld - Duat, a brand new club experience. On both levels, you will find live music and entertainment - though I must say, the first week will be the finest with a number of dance performances, circus acts, fire breathers and such.

( Private to aged 18+ )

( Vampires )


[Along with this message, several ads run at different times on TV. The daytime ads feature Menouthis and Duat. The ones late at night also include the Palace. Both versions include very dramatic music and are just stuffed with Sadji's excessive showmanship.]

I hope everyone had a merry holiday! I woke to the greatest gift - a memory from Narnia. On Christmas morning, I found my cordial wrapped and tied with a bow. I haven't seen it in years and thought it was lost forever. It is almost like Aslan had a hand in that but I doubt it.

Does everyone have a resolution for the new year? I haven't decided whether or not I should even make one.

[Private to Richard]
Do you have plans for New Year's Eve, kind sir?

I've learned that Tequila is evil and not to be trusted. Is that how every Terran alcoholic beverage is?

Hey! Check it out! Me with MEKA! Don't we look cute?

( We're as cool as ice! )

Hope everyone enjoyed my live stream before! Can't have Christmas without some Christmas games! ♥ Now I just gotta try to find some New Years games or something super bad that it's awesome! Do my fans wanna give me any suggestions or should I just pick something on my own?

( Private to Will )

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( Private to Jadzia )

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( Private to Abby )

Merry Christmas y’all!

The Wonky Donkey will be open tonight for y'all that need a place to go or don't celebrate. Special prize for those that ride the bull tonight - get more than 8 seconds an' you'll get a special body shot, complete with whipped cream. ;D If ya wanna find out more, you'll have ta come on by!

[Private to the Kingsman]

So I have a lil gift back from home. Got that umbrella from the Doomsday Vault. Y'all welcome to come on by and see it. S'got the Statesman emblem right on it. An' I still got some Statesman Whiskey bottles with the Kingsman emblem on it.

A doctor I used to see told me that I would make more friends if I tried to talk to people. I don't know if I believe him but I guess you have to talk or no one will listen. So I'll try. Hello, my name is Will Byers. And I need help finding an art supply store somewhere in Ravenmoore. Can anyone tell me where one is?

How did it take me so long to discover the Star? The services there are wonderful for Muggles.

There's something about waking up at sea that is just... Breathtaking.

This is nice! I might have picked the wrong time of the year for a holiday but this place is so relaxing. The ocean view is just beautiful.

I'm being rude. My name is Jadzia Dax. Can any of you give me any good recommendations? Fun things to do, places to visit? And the company would be wonderful.

Well hell hey y'all!

Guess who's got a bar opening tomorrow night? This cowboy, that's who!

Name's Tequila! An' just like the liquor, I'll go down just as smooth on ya. Now y'all should come on down to my bar in Ravenmoore, The Wonky Donkey, if y'all like a good time. Good food, good drinks, an' we got a bucking bull. You stay on that bad boy for 8 seconds, you get a free shirt and drink. Stay on there for 12 seconds, you get a drink on me. 16 seconds means body shots for everyone in the bar.

Only the winner gets to lick the salt off of me though.

An' I'd like to thank the lil doctor over in Summerbridge for curin' me right up. Lil lady, just remember next time I get to give you an injection.