ic notes and random gab

So, I'm bored. Incredibly so. I've decided to start offering a tech-building service for the thousands of superheroes that seem to exist here - basically, superhero tech support. If you need something fixing, tweaking or making, feel free to ask and I might even do it for free.

[Bruce]

How do you fancy going to a St Patrick's Day bar crawl with me? I'm being bullied into going because I missed the Oscar's party.

Not that I am speaking in my official capacity here but I would like to remind the general population that while the 14th may be a day of love for most of you, that does not mean laws regarding public exposure and public indecency will be waived. Please show some respect for yourself, your partner(s) and your fellow citizens by celebrating the holiday without engaging in any inappropriate conduct while in public.

Alright I'm up. School's in, I'm teaching again, so you'll probably see me at the Institute. For those that are new this year that might not be familiar with me, I'm Dr. Bruce Banner. Yes, that-- I'm teaching science, chemistry, physics, graphic engineering, but I fill in when various people are sick. I'm not really that strict, but if I catch you cheating on an exam I promise the other guy won't smash y-- NO I CAN'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT WHAT I'm more the talk it out kinda guy than the stick you in detention for the rest of your life kind.

So if you need any help or whatever, let me know. We all had to start somewhere in life, and at some point we needed someone to give us the right direction to go.

I don't know what the go is with field trips here but I'd probably teach some outdoor classes on a nice day too, I don't want to seem too stuffy. With all my PhDs and stuff.

Shit. This is awkward. Yeah, yeah, I'm rambling again, I know.

Well, that's that. Man, that was refreshing. I don't think I've ever felt so relaxed. First time in my life I feel great. Well, mostly. Didn't even cause that much property damage. Let me know if the big guy smashed something valuable?

RAMBLING AGAIN. I know. I know.

[Tony]

Hey, are you doing the phone call home thing? Also I grabbed pizza. Extra pepperoni for you, right? Come over and join me. Don't mind the fish, she's babysitting me.

DO NOT BE ALARMED. BANNER SAW SPIDER. HULK TOOK CARE OF IT. BANNER FREAKING OUT BECAUSE OF TWO HUMANS BEING HERE. BANNER WEIRD. BANNER LETTING HULK TAKE OVER FOR A WHILE.

HULK NOT SMASHING. EATING WATERMELON. MAYBE SMASHED A TREE OR TWO. BANNER WILL FOOT THE BILL.

BANNER SET UP MESSAGE DEVICE SO HULK COULD UPDATE WITH VOICE. BANNER SMART. HULK SMART TOO.

STILL BORED. AND HUNGRY.

Probably about time I said hi, right?

Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise (-A, but we don't let her think she's any less special to us for it). I've been here a month or so just... Laying low, I guess. Getting a feel for the place, which led me to believe the Prime Directive really wasn't a huge worry here.

More importantly - where's the best place to get a drink and have some fun?

So, this is Ravenmoore.

And look, there's social media here as well. Joy. Somebody waved at me on the street today too, but I don't expect anybody actually knows me here, so they must have confused me with someone else. Great. So far I have more questions than answers. I should be used to this by now. Spoiler alert: I'm not.

Anyway, hi. I'm Steve. New arrival. I don't want to give away too much, but I'm reaching out. I think I read somewhere there's a Stark building here? Finding it hard to catch my bearings. If the name Thanos means anything to you, get in touch.

Looking for information re: to the end of the line. If you're the party who sent this to me, please reply privately asap. [Codename: Jerk]

[Thor]

Hey big guy, you got a minute? I'd like to check in on you if you're not too busy. Got something I need to ask you as well.

[Percy]

Hey, are you alright? He didn't go too hard on you, did he? I think he likes you, and he doesn't like many people.

I had fun. You're... I'm gonna sound like a kid for saying this, but that was awesome. But you're sure you're okay, right? I mean, demigod and everything, I figure you can handle yourself a bit but I still want to make sure he wasn't too rough on you.

You gave as good as you got though. It's not often you impress the other guy, but yeah. I had fun.

And now I'm rambling. Well.

Привет!

I am new to Preya. I'll be teaching and researching starting in the new semester at the university. I'm Professor Lera Melnikova. I was formly with the Spetsnaz, Rainbow, and a CBRN specialist, but that's behind me. I wanted to do more good, so I decided to come to Preya. I will be teaching and researching microbiology and immunology. Ricin, anthrax, sarin gas, ebola, VX gas - chimera viruses that can kill you with a drop of blood or one wrong breath. I've worked with them all and I can teach you about them. I'd also like to learn about any others that are out there.

Should you have any questions, please come find me. You can't answer questions with idle chatter.

I do want to know any good gyms in the area. I like to work out so anywhere that's 24 hours would be especially helpful. благодарю вас.

[Private to Doctors and Scientists of Preya]

I want to know if there are any good doctors in Preya. Any other researchers in immunology or someone that works with microbiology? Radiology? Nanobots? I have some questions.

[Sent out at 7:01 AM]

( Dr. Banner )

( Merry and Dawn )

BANNER. WHAT DID YOU DO.

Uh, nice place. When I answered the email, I wasn't a hundred percent convinced this was serious, but... this is alright. Cosy atmosphere, friendly people, warm and inviting.

Course you can't leave but then again maybe it means people can't get in either. And I don't want that purple asshole anywhere near me in the near future.

Anyway, my name's Dr. Bruce Banner, you might find me at Abacus Institute, I have seven PhDs, but I'll try not to ramble. I live in Ravenmoore.

[Warded to people in his Universe]

Okay, am I hallucinating or is there a Stark Tower here?

Tony? Are you alive?

Holy shit. Do I know anyone here?

Let me know, alright, I need to regroup. And I need a coffee. Or something stronger.

Christmas Present Deliveries
(ooc: Jamie delivers his presents just after midnight makes it Christmas day but I'm posting a day early so I'm not trying to write this during, you know, Christmas. None of his gifts come with notes as to who they are from.)

( Kate Bishop )

( Lily Potter )

( Al Potter )

( Scorpius Malfoy )

( Albus Dumbledore )

( Bruce Banner )

( Clint Barton )

Alright. I'm in an Earth enough place with Earth enough technology. So how do I put more songs on my Zune?

And also, what songs should I hear that should definitely go on it?

Apparently as a council member for Ravenmoore, I have an office. An office I've never been to. There was paperwork piling up, and Jarvis isn't saying so but from his superior British sarcasm, I can tell he's had it about up to here with me some days.

That in mind, I'm putting out a call of sorts here.

Required: A personal assistant.
You should:
A) Have experience with wrangling very impossible people.
B) Never expect me to do a thing even though the thing clearly needs to be done
B.2) Make me do the thing anyway.
C) Do stuff personal assistants do.
D) Be able to remember to never actively hand me things.
E) Preferably be no nonsense and red-headed.

That E part isn't a sexual thing, I promise, it's just a personal preference.

Private to Bruce
I can already feel you judging my ad up there. Lay it on me, big guy.

[Natasha]
I'm going to try a sleeping potion from Jamie this weekend to see if that'll help with my insomnia. We're going to try it in the forest in case there are any surprises. Would you be willing to be on call for assistance with the other guy if it comes to that?

[Jamie]
We still on for this weekend?

[Tony]
Jamie said he has a sleeping potion that might help me sleep. It's been a challenge lately. Have you ever tried to analyze something magical like that? Think it's worth it?

[Cath]
Sorry about being in such a rush I couldn't chat this morning. The pastries were fantastic as was the coffee. I definitely needed it to get through a half-day of lectures.

Has anyone been down to the Evergreens yet in Everdale? I'm thinking it's just about time to take a trip down there.

The commercialization of the holidays are shocking after spending time in other countries. It's disappointing to see it the same here in Preya.

Natasha
Hey, sorry I missed your party. Wasn't a good day. How was it? I never knew that was your birthday.

Tony
How was the party? I saw Thor was going to go? I invited him to my place. Not sure how that's going to go.

While there really wasn't anyone for holidays, I'm glad there were no injuries or anything. My office hours will still be the same right up until Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. I'll change things around a bit, but I'll still be working.

Stay safe and warm, everyone! Don't forget to get a flu shot if you can! I will be offering them all throughout the season!

[Private to Loki]

I've done it! I made myself some new armor from an old costume, but I've done it. That stone has so much to it! Even with my armor, I'm not cold at all. It's kept me quite warm. I just need to see if I can make others warm, but I believe it should.

I feel powerful! Is this what it was like when I amplified damage to you?

I have to show you! When and where? Unless you're interested in my office again.

[/Private]

Tonight. Knight Rider Marathon for Natasha's Birthday. Also because I want to watch it.
Be there or be judged.

Someone's bringing popcorn.

Given the events this week, my office will be open.

I won't be at the Turkey Trot or parade, but I will be ready in case anyone needs help.

On Thanksgiving I will be around in the morning, but I can be contacted at [contact information] should something happen. Just because it's a holiday doesn't mean everything will be okay. Should anything happen, just give me a call and I'll be there as fast as I can.

Take care of yourselves and have a wonderful holiday.