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happy holidays :) [13 Dec 2010|02:21am]

michelob
I'm gonna give you till the count of ten to get your ugly, yella', no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.
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stole this question from ray william johnson [27 Aug 2010|06:52pm]
parker
heyyy, long time no see! i haven't graced the friends page (outside of my journal) in probably a month.. i felt like asking a really random question today to see what kind of answers i'd get, so everyone give me your best answer and lets be buddies!

if your life was a song, what would the title be?
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[17 Jul 2010|11:32pm]
erectile
I feel like I'm the only one who can never be happy. I should just give up on it now.
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[17 Jul 2010|01:35am]
ex_heybaby340
i have cabin fever i am going insane... say hello to a .gif. if i actually sign on will someone humor my pathetic attention span and chat as soon as my phones done dying?
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help! [06 Jun 2010|08:39pm]

necro

so i've got a friend that i used to car pool with to work and now that i am looking to settle down on the other side of the country, i want to keep in touch and send her some mixed cds to remember me by. she always complained about how much the radio repeats the same songs over and over but was never the type to seek out her own music. so, what kind of songs would you suggest for a rocking ride home when someone happens to prefer top 40, country, and radio alternative?

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everyone is invited to participate, let's make tonight a good night! [05 Jun 2010|07:52pm]

alarms
HELLO,
i know the world isn't filled with peace and sunshine 24/7, and the internet sure as hell isn't. but after recently witnessing some unnecessary negativity and overall ugly remarks, i think it'd be a good idea to offer up an open post for all our members of journal.net to channel some POSITIVITY. )
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i'm sure i'm missing things like always [31 May 2010|11:07am]
parker
Poll #5253
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

pick the top three things that scare you the most

View Answers

creepy crawly bugs
17 (56.7%)

loneliness
21 (70.0%)

public speaking
4 (13.3%)

gaining twenty pounds
7 (23.3%)

heights
7 (23.3%)

flying in an airplane
2 (6.7%)

dying
15 (50.0%)

going to the dentist/doctor
7 (23.3%)

poverty
4 (13.3%)

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different strokes can make and break a man. [29 May 2010|12:25am]

deathwish
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going to try and live a little now that schools out, yay! [22 May 2010|10:51am]
parker
Poll #5231
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

pick your top THREE favorite places to eat of these choices

View Answers

taco bell
31 (77.5%)

subway
21 (52.5%)

burgerking
7 (17.5%)

wendys
17 (42.5%)

kfc
5 (12.5%)

pizza hut
14 (35.0%)

arbys
10 (25.0%)

mcdonalds
8 (20.0%)

jack in the box
8 (20.0%)

dominos
3 (7.5%)

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a random im would be appreciated [13 Apr 2010|11:30pm]

bobbywomack
good timin' tuesday means the women from the winery get drunk, come over demand to hear some gerry rafferty and then color scooby doo on our living room walls. and you're doing...?
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today you learn something [08 Apr 2010|01:47pm]

bobbywomack
refuse to piss in a cup, they stick a needle in your peehole. refuse to wear a condom, they stick a qtip in your peehole.
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favorite movie/book quote? [01 Mar 2010|02:59pm]
carouselqueen
"i think it's perfectly sweet of you," she declared, "and i'll get up again," and she sat with him on the side of the bed. she also said she would give him a kiss if he liked, but peter did not know what she meant, and he held out his hand expectantly.
"surely you know what a kiss is?" she asked, aghast.
"i shall know when you give it to me," he replied stiffly, and not to hurt his feeling she gave him a thimble.
"now," said he, "shall i give you a kiss?" and she replied with a slight primness, "if you please." she made herself rather cheap by inclining her face toward him, but he merely dropped an acorn button into her hand, so she slowly returned her face to where it had been before, and said nicely that she would wear his kiss on the chain around her neck. it was lucky that she did put it on that chain, for it was afterwards to safe her life.
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i'm probably still on the page but.. [08 Feb 2010|12:28pm]

anchorman
click here to add me on facebook and what are the cool new games to play on there?
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[27 Jan 2010|07:07am]
inkedskin
i haven't been feeling good for the past week so as soon as i get home from work, i'm passing out on my bed. sometimes i don't even make it there and i'm passed out on the couch. i'm trying to get my sleep schedule back on track so please suggest games or movies (or you could just talk to me!) to keep me awake all day because i really don't think i'll be able to make it if i'm not occupied. :(
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14 out of 14 found this review helpful [21 Jan 2010|09:24pm]
ex_east642
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[11 Jan 2010|02:28pm]

fatjesus
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[01 Jan 2010|02:07pm]
ex_east642
[ mood | :') ]

GO TO GOOGLE, DON'T TYPE ANYTHING IN, AND CLICK "I'M FEELING LUCKY"

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time for a shower are you into sharing [15 Nov 2009|10:10pm]

doubledown
i move into my new crib this week so prep the housewarming gifts (toasters, a bookcase, blowies and a foreman grill are all equally accepted)
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[10 Nov 2009|10:03am]

shakebabies
So i completely went to upload the buddylist, deleted my old one, and now the new one won't work. SO who is online that i should im since I have no buddylist any more LMAO :\
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[16 Oct 2009|09:17pm]

koolaid
i think it's obvious by now that i'm the shittiest person in existence when it comes to actually IMing people. so, if you want to IM me, i owe you. you can reach me at jord farquaad. if not, that's okay, comments are cool too.

lets discuss:

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