nasturtium (ex_nasturtiu953) wrote in oldladies4lij, @ 2008-03-23 01:20:00 |
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If The Enterprise Read IMDB.......
Ach! Cap'n. The translators na' workin' and I ken do nuthin we' i!"
Scotty you HAVE to fix it or we will continue to be bombarded by those inane comments from the Troll Women for eternity!!!!
Yes, Captain! As delegates from the Old People's Planet we object to the type of messages of anti-elderly fans that are flooding our communicators.
Let me assure you Ambassador and Ambassadress Old People I too am disgusted by the anti-elderly hate campaign and I WILL see that it is stopped!!!!!
Captain Kirk. I believe I have intercepted a transmission from the Troll Women and...and I recognize the coordinates!
Spock- I know where it originates, Jim. Kirk- Tell us Spock!!! Spock- It comes from the place where they nearly stole my brain. The planet of Stupid Women.
Captain, I have them on visual.
Stupid Woman 1 -We think he is not good captain.Since Kirk dates blonde nurse all he is patient.he should be sent back to captain.
Stupid Woman 2- I agree. Not good at captain. He should go back to it.
I'm not dating the captain. I love Spock! Oops did I say that out loud?
I have an emergency message from Ensign Chekhov.
Captain you must help me! I'm with one of the Stupid Troll Women and even I do not want to be with them!
Jim! Even Checkhov cannot last long among those inarticulate ninnies!
TBC...............