Describe your usual morning routine. It’s not that different from yours I suppose. Breakfast [Coffee, fruit, croissant, and routine gun maintenance] after a shower while one of my assistants [Henchmen] goes over the day’s itinerary. Then we check in with my investments [See where we are on the whole Sokovia disaster. Get updates on Jessica and yell at everyone who’s fault this is.] Then, if I have a list, I send my personal shopper [Assassins] out with a [Hit] list while I do palates with Jose [Gun range].
Name two things you think go well together and why. Olives and martinis, if you’re having any other kind you’re wasting your time
List three aspects of your personality that you love. I’m dedicated, strategic and decisive.
Confess the most recent crime you committed. [She smirks and takes a drag from her cigarette, it would be wise to never ask that question again]
Describe your ideal wedding. I suppose the one I had in Madrid? Oh, no, sorry that was someone else’s. It was perfect though! Roof top ceremony, beautiful bride, handsome groom, warm day, clear skys, not terribly windy. [Clear shot]
Name one of your guilty pleasures. I suppose you want me to say something like reality tv or for that matter American tv. Or something like junk food, a big mac and fries. Long days with my phone off, that is a pleasure I feel guilty about. [But also hate-sex with Nick Fury]
List two of your dream travel locations and why. I’d like to visit Sochi again. I have many fond memories of spending my summers there as a child. And for once I’d like to be in Greece on vacation.
Recall the worst insult you've ever received. I think someone tried to call me a cunt but didn’t really get the whole word out.
Describe an incident when you tried something new. When I was twelve my father and a family friend took me hunting. I had never shot a gun before I was terrified. When I saw a quail I brought riffle up took aim and shot it down the first time. It all came naturally to me somehow.