Describe your usual morning routine. Get out of bed, sit on the toilet reading the news, checking emails and talking to Sheila about my schedule, shower, cook and eat breakfast, feed Bart, head out.
Impersonate one of your friends. [deadpan] I love Cap. Cap Cap Cap. I'd suck Cap's dick. (This applies to way too many people Nick knows, tbh)
Name two things you think go well together and why. Whiskey and whiskey.
List three aspects of your personality that you love. I give a shit, I don't take shit, I can put up with a lot of shit.
Confess the most recent crime you committed. Killed a motherfucker.
Describe your ideal wedding. Quick, simple, not legally binding.
Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own. Never had any. I have a cat, though.
Name one of your guilty pleasures. Peeps.
List two of your dream travel locations and why. You've seen one place, you've seen 'em all.
Recall the worst insult you've ever received. Too fucking many to care.
Post a photo of your favorite outfit. I have four or five of this same jacket.
Describe an incident when you tried something new. I've been to some weird as fuck sex parties. Just out there.