Oh Marvelous Net

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Hey anyone out there?

I was thinking of getting the band back together.

Hey. Do you have some time to talk?

( Daily Bugle Front Page for Saturday, Sep 01, 2012 )

Hey..so I'm alive. Is, uh, anyone else?

Hi, checking in.

( To: Pietro, Jan, Clint, Steve, Tony, Jessica )

thedailybugle J. Jonah Jameson announces candidacy for mayorship of New York City on Cape Registration platform. 7:05pm Retweeted by ltlredcorvette

ltlredcorvette Really? REALLY? 7:06pm

ltlredcorvette I can think of some better options than Jameson. #TonyStarkforMayor, #SteveRogersforMayor, #NickFuryforMayor, #APottedPlantforMayor 7:08pm

ltlredcorvette I need to stop reading their feed. He can't be for real. 7:12pm

[The camera is centred on Iron Man, his faceplate up to show a slightly skeptical look somewhere above the lens that transforms suddenly into a smile that he turns on someone to his right before he is relaxing and focusing on his message] Welcome home, Avengers. Assuming you haven't broken this already, us losers you left back here on the East coast wanted to wish you luck and health and all that-- stuff-- but, you know, you've got plenty of that, what do you need us for? Look [points sternly at the camera] don't slack off. Hawkeye, keep them under control, you're the man of the house now. [He looks like he's going to laugh, but sobers and gives another glance to the side before continuing.] If it means anything at this point, just remember that being a capable leader means being patient and humble. Your team is beyond capable, not to mention attractive and smart, so don't forget to listen to them. [Pauses, searching the frame like he might see them beyond it, then looks between the two standing on either side of him, turning his hands up to welcome them to pick up the thread.]

( Open letter to Captain America pg D8 )

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( On the Avengers whiteboard whenever they wake up Monday morning )

GNJ_Fury: Attention all agents
GNJ_Fury: Please report directly to the highest level agent on duty, Iron Man or his Avengers
GNJ_Fury: I have inhereted a power and must be removed from the field
GNJ_Fury: No one is legally allowed to report to me util all of my records have been changed to 'female'

( No, don't assemble. )

( Flier distributed through various real world and online campaigns )

I'M BACK!

MundoquePotiri

@ltlredcorvette Goodnight kiss?
11:02 PM Aug 18th from ex stark

It's still fucking hot.
10:58 PM Aug 18th from ex stark

Text message sent to Tony and Steve:

You should have told me the truth.

( Within a small envelope is an invitation, its contents written in gold lettering )