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"-And though we all appreciate the hard work these brave men and women do, the fact of the matter is that through trying to aid the good people of America, these people are breaking the laws they're trying to help enforce. There are many reasons vigilantism is illegal, and while this is indeed a scale of vigilantism most non powered individuals couldn't hope to deal with out, it is our conclusion that the law must be enforced. We wouldn't dream of leaving America without her heroes, and all heroes and powered individuals are encouraged and welcomed to apply and register to join one of many S.H.I.E.L.D. sponsored initiatives. Those who do not wish to work under government guidance are required to retire effective immediately. Past acts will not be held again our heroes, as a sign of respect, but future acts will be prosecuted. A full report will be made available. We will not be taking questions at this time."