No Salt-n-Pepa put lyrics about some dudes butt to a phat beat by Spinderella, I merely applied it to your small yet firm one! ;)
And yes! They are...were the perfect gift. I for one love it when you send things to the office, on the rare occasion that Nick notices,the vain in his head get's twitchy! I think it's a perfect arrangement, well almost perfect. Just move back here and we won't have to pine so much!
Also if I move out of where I'm staying who's going to feed my housemate? Any food treats you send I share with him.