Wicked (totes_wicked) wrote in oh_marvelousnet, @ 2011-03-03 21:15:00 |
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Entry tags: | affiliation: s.h.i.e.l.d., character: wicked, phone: text, phone: voicemail |
Messages for Nick Fury
Saturday Feb26 10am: PICK UP YOUR PHONE! In New York, I'm covered in paint and my powers gone! Sooo...what the fuck do I d- [crashing and screams of confusion and anger can be heard] oh my god I am so sorry! I have no idea how I did that, I'm so sorry!
Saturday Feb 26 12pm: Right okay, you're still not answering your phone! That's a problem because some SHIELD worthy shit is going down in New York! Several people just flew passed me...like in the air flew. Also apparently I can walk through walls now. Soooo, yeah, don't know what to do about this.
Saturday Feb 26 2pm: Just so you won't find out from anyone else, I may have accidentally stolen a 500 dollar tennis bracelet! TOTES ACCIDENT! My hand went ,like, through the glass and it got snagged on my wrist and the shop girl was already giving me an evil eye and I couldn't be be like "Hey my hand accidentally went through this glass and snagged this, can you be a dear and put it back." So I kinda just ducked into he bathroom and walked through the wall. I'm planning on sneaking back in after they're closed and putting it back. Anyway I'm headed to HQ to see if they know what's going on and maybe hide out there or at my New York place. I can't go back to the island like this. Please call me back!
Saturday Feb 26 2:30pm: [Sounds like she's whispering] So funny story, I go to HQ and they won't let me in because I look like some neon painted bum and my badge is back on the island. So I figured ,hey, maybe I should get some none disgusting clothes. And y'know, I'm attracting unwanted attention with the bracelet so some new clothes will help me blend in. But here is where the story gets funnier, I left my wallet at the party so now I'm in the ladies dressing room of The Gap and I'm about to go through the back wall into the food court. I'll just pay for it when I get my wallet back.OH! You know what? This is such a spy move, so yeah, I mean it's totally legal. ...if you think this is a bad idea call me back in the next 5 minutes!
Saturday Feb 26 3pm: I took your silence as approval! I've decided that since I'm stuck here I might as well do some shopping. Technically it's stealing but come on New York's kinda crazy right now they're not even paying attention. I'll pay for it all later when I get my wallet back! And y'know what? I'm having the worst they ever, the universe owes me! I'm a little worried about that hole addictive personality trait that child therapist told me I had way back when. But,pfft, what the hell did he know?! I'm completely in control of this, it's just a few things and I have every intention of paying them back. Don't freak out, it won't get out of hand. No need to call me back, I GOT this!
Mar. 3 3pm: Alright It's gotten a little out of hand.
That's just in the hallway.
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