Using the school's account, but I've blocked the IP addresses, so that you don't have to worry about some random hacker comign in and stealing allllll your precious billions.
Not that I think they could, or anything.
Anyway, hi hey. Is Stark Enterprises hiring any like geeky little interns who have a weird obsession with wearing their pajamas outside of the bedroom at night? If so, I'd be totally up for applying. I need a job, and I'm getting desperate enough to ask some connections. I consider you one, but maybe I'm just a fanboy.
Your friend, colleague, and occasional drunk text recipient,