I've always been clever, it's just more noticeable lately, since I've been neglecting my "downers". Don't worry, I'm as enchanted as ever (with the invention, and you).
I don't know that anybody's ever described me as "sassy", so that might be a problem, but no problem finding the condoms... Jan broke up with me. Again. So I've got unused piles of them just laying around. (well, that might be a bit of an exaggeration.)