All the little birdies on Jailbird Street Love to hear the Robin go...
@correander_mellow I told you, meet me in person and I will consider following you. Mythbusters is on now. Go Away. 9:59 AM from the web
@correander_mellow And besides, I'm not about to miss this marathon. Mythbusters is far too entertaining. 9:54 AM from the web
@correander_mellow Started at 9:15. I'm almost done. Just have to finish stitching her up. It doesn't take that long. I do this all the time. 9:53 AM from the web
@correander_mellow Oh please. Lobotomy is a cliche. You lose too much functioning tissue if you do that. 9:42 AM from the web
@correander_mellow They aren't growing out of her forehead, they're growing out of a bone concentration behind her frontal lobes. 9:39 AM from the web
@correander_mellow Her mother wants them removed and I get to keep them when I'm done. 9:38 AM from the web
@correander_mellow To remove the spikes, of course. 9:37 AM from the web
@correander_mellow Yes. While I'm tweeting. It's not that difficult. 9:36 AM from the web
@correander_mellow I'm performing brain surgery on a five year old mutant born with bone spikes in her head. 9:35 AM from the web
@correander_mellow Stop flooding my account with inane tweets, you simpleton! 9:30 AM from the web
@correander_mellow Isn't it obvious? I'm ignoring you. 9:20 AM from the web
@correander_mellow Why do stalk me so? 9:13 AM from the web
@correander_mellow Recreations do not have to include the wasting of a useful life form. However, useless ones like yourself... 9:12 AM from the web
@correander_mellow What's wrong with wanting to see them blow up a plane? 9:10 AM from the web
Mythbusters Marathon in about one hour. I wish they'd blow up a plane. Recreate the twin towers falling or something. 9:02 AM from the web
@correander_mellow THEN LEAVE ME ALONE. 8:49 AM from the web
@correander_mellow Alright. If you meet me in person, I will consider following you. 8:05 AM from the web
@correander_mellow Yes, I've met Stephen Hawking. No, I won't tell you where or how. 8:05 AM from the web
@correander_mellow Yes, I've met Tony Stark. No, I won't tell you where or how. 8:04 AM from the web
@correander_mellow I simply don't follow people I don't know personally. End of discussion. 8:04 AM from the web
@correander_mellow Jack the Ripper. A cruel and torturous death, you idiot. Leave me alone. 8:04 AM from the web
@correander_mellow Because your constant and innate tweets asking for followers is like unto a harlot begging for Jack. 8:03 AM from the web
@correander_mellow We've had this discussion before. No. I will not follow you. Leave me alone. 8:03 AM from the web